Your strip maps dont interest me.

Please, I'd like to see you guys try killing me in the dark. I can see up the ladder just fine and I have plenty of warning because you have to open the trapdoor to get to me. Reach a hand in and I probably won't do anything, as soon as a head pops into view you can eat lead.

Perfect place to contain me huh? Also an awesome fort for me to snipe any attackers

Nuclear Lunch Detected.

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Aug 21 2010, 1:16 am by Tuxedo-Templar. Reason: inside joke :awesome:

according to you your gun has no ammunition.

I quote

http://www.staredit.net/?p=shoutbox&view=1076

Aristocrat assumes himself carefree even with a killer running around.
Aristocrat expresses desire in whats in my inventory
Aristocrat exclaims how we wants to kill me.
Another threat to me from Aristocrat
Aristocrat again expresses desire in what's in my inventory.
Another threat from Aristocrat.


Aristocrat can be seen as the killer not only through his fault in the shoutbox but through his behavior throughout the game. Through many turns he has tried to make himself non-suspicious. Doing non-suspicious activities such as merging into groups and regularly posting in the thread to make himself known. What separates him from the rest is that he is the only one besides the mentally unstable Payne that has selected his victims. No one else has called out someone to the extent of killing them. No one, besides Aristocrat.

After a few turns he selected his first victim, myself. He began to point out my suspicious moves such as knocking out Nasus and scouting on my own. Not only that but he was the only one who witnessed me taking something from the owner's body and he may have wanted it. Eventually the threats escalated and he began to hint of killing me. When the fatal turn arrive he failed his massive page of actions and instead killed one who he did not select, Tristana.

Since then he has panicked since now everyone was highly suspicious of him. He decided to search for a more effective weapon other than the bloody knife. This is not confirmed but he may have had messages from Azrael that there was "something useful in the trap door". Thinking it was something effective and offensive he decided to explore down there and he found a gun. With no ammo.

Disappointed he decided to message Azrael. However he was unaware of the proper messaging command and made an extremely fatal fault. From the first message it's obvious his intent at the very least was to kill more people. Not only that but he exclaims how he has to "win a game with a gun that isn't even loaded". He's not talking about killing the killer. He's talking about killing everyone.

Second message? "If I quit what happens? Do you pick a new killer or something?". That means that he is admitting to being the killer and that if he quits he's wondering if another one would be selected instead of him.

This all leads to a conclusion. His motives in this are extremely suspicious. What is his goal? Everyones seems to be to kill the killer, find good items, or escape. His motives? Kill EzTerix, get out of the basement no matter the cost, and find ammunition to shoot people.

Aristocrat is the killer and he has lost his own game. "Aristocrat's Game"

Post has been edited 4 time(s), last time on Aug 21 2010, 2:15 am by EzTerix.

...all of which begs the question of why he didn't just switch to PMing Azrael when the first whisper failed to work properly. But then, maybe he was just being stubborn. I ain't no headshrinker 'r nuthin'.

Or maybe he made an obvious mistake on purpose, to further mask his guilt? Maybe he's a double agent?

...

SECRET ♫
AAAGENT MAN ♪
SECRET ♫
AAAGENT MAN ♪
THEY'VE GIVEN YOU A NUMBER ♫
AND THEY'RE TAKIN' AWAY YOUR NAME. ♪

...

*ahem*

It's like he texted someone instead of sending an e-mail. Except this time he accidentally sent naked pictures to all his contacts, exposing everything

lulz

I think I love you

I DUN GET IT, TUX.

No, seriously.

Fucknuggets, Ez, I'll get you if it's the last thing I do. Dead people cannot win! Ahahahahahahahahaha!

lol gg Aristocrat

This is fucking cool.

I say we bring everything and start dumping it down the trapdoor... death by suffocation

Fuck yeah, more items I can use, go ahead.

I say Ez and Aristo have a duel, first.

Looks like the north door upstairs isn't locked after all. I'm going to try the south door to see if it's locked, and if not, I'll just go into the south door.

Oh, and how can we kill Aristocrat in his fortress of solitude? Is there another entrance into the basement, perhaps from outside?

It's not a basement! It's a dungeon with one room!

Also it only contains one ladder, from what I can tell. If there are any other underground entrances they probably lead somewhere else.

Are you helping us trying to kill you?

must be a guilty conscious

I be taunting you, fool!

We can't trust Aristocrat. There may be another entrance, but first we need a light source if we have any chance of fighting him down there.