Wish granted: Your friend finds peace as you have, but you just lost any peace you may have had and become incredibly wrathful, so he finds total MADNESS instead of peace.

I wish it was impossible for me to lose The Game, and that everyone else just lost it.

Granted, but the game is superior to everything, meaning everyone (including you) just lost the game.

I wish you could stop being so emo.

Granted. He is now nothing. Way to go, you're the first person to kill another SENner via wishing.

I wish that I knew what your title means.

Granted, but you would probably regret knowing and eventually kill yourself.

I wish that Excalibur was Admin. (lol experimentation)

Granted, but you've met the pent up ban energy that is Excalibur.

I wish that your siggy didn't change every refresh.

Granted, but it's now pornographic.

I wish that I could LoL all night long...

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Granted, but it's now pornographic.

I wish that I could LoL all night long...

Granted. You've been visited by the Joker, cannot stop laughing, and die of suffocation.
I don't know what's bad about a porn siggy, since it's not mine, but w/e.

I wish that I could get off the phone to LoL with you.

Granted, however my framerate is crap for our game and causes me to rage all game long.

I wish that I wouldn't keep forgetting to post wishes.

Granted, but now everyone else forgets to post their wishes.

I wish I didn't have to practice to be a great trombonist.

Well, the Fate/Stay Night vn IS an eroge

Granted, you now simply have to never play trombone.

I wish people would be more ironic with their wish-grantings.

Flat chest, flat chest, tiny flat chest.

Granted. Everyone now speaks in an ironic tone, you know that annoying one when the person talking sounds like they're better than you, and whenever you write something, you read it in that type of voice, and in Professor Farnsworth's voice.

I wish I had an average paying job at an engineering consulting firm.

As in small breasts?
Because I think flat box doesn't make sense.

EDIT:
nvm. Forgot that google is my friend and answers faster than you guys.
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Pettan,_pettan,_tsurupettan

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I wish that I knew what your title means.

Flat chest, flat chest, tiny flat chest.

As in small breasts?
Because I think flat box doesn't make sense.

EDIT:
nvm. Forgot that google is my friend and answers faster than you guys.
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Pettan,_pettan,_tsurupettan

If google didn't tell you, chest can also mean the torso of a person, and can refer to a woman's boobs.

Granted. However, your boss is a feminazi, and upon realizing you're a man, has her psychopathic tendency initiate and she murders you in an extremely violent, SEN Mafia-worthy method.

I wish that Rockz didn't just die, and that this wish won't kill me.

Granted, except he has a vendetta against you because of your attempted murder.

I wish for irony.

Granted. Instead, you suddenly appear on the moon with no idea how you got there, but luckily you have a space suit and a lifetimes supply of oxygen and food/water/ect.


I wish that colorless green dreams sleep furiously, and that the person responding to this will not use "paid subscription" "explode/implode" or any other gay responses that have been used a hundred times in the thread already. Or else you're gay, in which case you are allowed to use them.

Granted. I'm bisexual, so I can use responses likewithout any SIDE EFFECTS.

I wish that I could use the following abilities from SC2: Infested Terran, Calldown: MULE, and Blink.

Granted, except you use them in that order, and the infested terran explodes when the mule lands on it, but you don't blink away in time and you are blown to pieces.

I still wish for irony.

Granted. League of Legends goes retail, meaning that you have to pay $29.99 for it or $30 for HoN, so virtually 100% of LoL users disappear overnight. You have now become one of the 5 paying customers. In a related note, HoN gains its largest amount of purchasing members in a single day in its history.

I wish that LoL never goes retail, that my internet never dies, that my computer never dies, and that I can enjoy LoL whenever I want, without implosion/explosion.

Granted, but there are a few new heroes added, one of which is incredibly imba and to use.

I wish that I could use Mind Control from SC1.