Granted, you stop missing your parents who died.

I wish that Windows Movie Maker didn't suck so much.

Granted, Apple takes over Microsoft and everything but Movie Maker is shitty.

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Granted, but you get framed in the process.

I wish that I wouldn't be ninja'D. Ever.

Granted, but you're dead.

I wish that I didn't have to poop.

EDIT: wait, since when did you have my credit card info?

Granted. Instead, you're pirated. Ouch.

I wish I wouldn't post stupid things on the Internet in chats. Ya know, the kind of things that make you regret your own social awkwardness and weirdness immediately after you say them.

Granted, but you now have no internet.
I wish that people who have their posts ninja'd (see previous) would edit their post to be relevant.

Granted, but relevant jokes aren't funny anymore.

In response to your question, Since this.

I wish for moar cake. And it's not a lie.

Granted

I wish for one uncorrupt wish.

Granted, but the exploding cake you gave me goes off and kills us all before you get your uncorrupted wish.

I wish for a wish.

Retroactively granted. You just earned a wish in the past, which you have now spent on that same wish. (You used your wish on itself, because you received it in the past). TIME PARADOX

I wish that Candl

Granted, but nobody ca

I wish for a cat.

Granted, but its a cat in a hat and it makes you eat poisoned eggs and ham. You are now one of the many poor saps in am endless coma reliving your worst and most embarrassing memories.

I wish I can blow stuff up with my mind on command

Granted, but you divide by zero to achieve it, thus leading to apocalypse.

I wish to be hot.

Granted, you are now the Sun.

I wish for a pi.

Granted,

<3 Marisa.

I wish I was better at hand drawing.

Granted, but since you can't draw any other part of the body, it's a relatively useless ability.

I wish this post wouldn't get ninja'd.

EDIT: HAH!

Granted. You ninja'd yourself.

I wish that I could wish.

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