So it was decided (in the shoutbox, after a long bout of jokes), that there should be a topic.

Your momma so stupid she used her last drone to make a creep colony
Your momma so fat that shifted locations are still centered on the center of her

Post moar.

She probably had less than 299 minerals. After all your chance of winning when you have just a Creep Colony is pretty high, right?

Yo momma so ugly, she made Infested kerrigan turn protoss.

Yo momma so fat, detecting her with EUDs shuts down windows.

Yo momma so fat, that when I tried to cast hallucinate on her, my High Templar told me he didn't have enough energy.

Yo momma so fat, that when I casted consume on her, she ended up consuming my Defiler.

Yo momma so fat, that when she sits down, SCVs bring minerals to her.

Yo momma so ugly, that she was the reason Ultralisks had to learn burrow in SC2.

Yo momma so fat, my Dark Archon ended world hunger when he used feedback on her.

Yo momma so dumb she uses xtra

Yo momma so dumb she uses waits

Yo momma so fat that it takes two defilers to consume her

Lemme try, though these are probably gonna fail.

Yo momma so ugly, an Arbiter can't cloak dat shit!

Yo momma so stank, when she farts, i's like an Infested Terran asploded!

Yo momma so ugly, not even a Psi Emitter can get Zergs to go near her!

Yo momma so fat, she's immune to Spider Mines... She just crushes 'em!

Yo momma so fat, I put her in my map, used Transmission, and her selection circle crashed Windows!

Your mother's so ugly that Player 12 became Neutral?

My favorite part is that vi3t has probably said... three (?) jokes, and they were all stolen. Gj. Get some originality.

In my defense, I didn't actually know they existed.

I'll just post my recognized jokes

Yo momma so fat her hotkey is kfc
Yo momma so dumb she thought sprites were drinkable.

new one:
Yo momma so fat, the burrow upgrade is requires no research.

Also, i made a sc momma joke topic b4 and it got excalaban'd

Yo momma so fat centering locations on her don't make the locations move.

Yo momma so fat she bathes in psionic storms.

Yo momma so slutty she got horny when she heard the term "kakaru".

Yo momma so slutty she lets in more than a nydus canal.

Yo momma so fat not even EUD conditions can read her.

Yo momma so fat low air can detect her.

Yo momma so fat she can be placed only in space tiles.

Yo momma so fat she causes the "Nooks and Crannies" error.

Yo momma so fat dark archons reverse meld to hide.

Yo momma so fat lurkers are her lice.

Yo momma so slutty she bleeds more than a losing zerg team.

Yo momma so fat when she sits SCVs bring her minerals.

~Not all of these jokes are mine.

Yo momma so fat, when she plays defense maps, the creeps start attacking her for walling.

Yo momma such a ho, when mapmakers use Transmission on her, they get STDs!

If this is original then you, sir, are a certified winner.

It is.

Your mom is so fat, building her takes over 200 food.
Your mom is so fat, when you finally build her, you get the unplaced error.
Your mom is so fat, if the entire protoss race merged, they might be able to form one of her toes.
Your mom is so fat, the maps have to download her.
Your mom is so fat, that when she tries to move, she makes reavers seem like vultures
Your mom is so fat, is takes over two nukes to kill her
Your mom is so fat, explosive dmg does 200% to her
Your mom is so fat, it takes two dropships to load her
Your mom is so fat, when you cast broodling on her all hell break loose
Your mom is so fat, it takes your entire keyboard to hotkey her
Your mom is so fat, they had to modify the Terratron to make her into an SCV
Your mom is so fat, she always makes her Zerg Eggs sunny-side-up
Your mom is so fat, she takes up the entire lobby
Your mom is so ugly, medics blind themselves
Your mom is so ugly, the fog of war always covers her
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason why critters explode
Your mom is so ugly, she can't leave the void channel
Your mom is so stupid, her marines die from stimming with less than 10 hp
Your mom is so stupid, her medics heal the enemy
Your mom is so stupid, she's incapable of having an Overmind
Your mom is so stupid, her workers gather minerals from her base and return cargo to the mineral patches

The jokes about hotkeying and self-blinding medics were epic lolz. Everything else? ...Not so much. D:

Your mother is so pretty Archons be like "They should have brought a poet"

LOLBBQ

Your mommas so slow, she couldn't beat TiKel's dialup in a race.

Ouch.