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Cheesy Your Mom SC Jokes
May 2 2010, 2:41 am
By: TiKels
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May 2 2010, 6:16 pm Tharuk Zhal Omaenha Post #21



Your mother is very attracted and sophisticated.

...Wait... am I doing something wrong here?



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May 2 2010, 7:06 pm MePHiStO_IS_GoD Post #22



Yo Momma's so fat when you try to use a location on her it says "maximum number of locations used"

Yo momma's so ugly even the firebat won't invite her to his next barbeque.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought labyrinthos was a fun map!



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May 2 2010, 8:23 pm LoTu)S Post #23



Yo momma so stupid she burned herself while using hotkeys.



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May 2 2010, 8:26 pm MadZombie Post #24



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Yo momma's so ugly even the firebat won't invite her to his next barbeque.

Only one I approve of.



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May 2 2010, 8:49 pm Leeroy_Jenkins Post #25



Yo momma so fat, she has consume on auto-cast

Quote from name:Gantrithor
Your mother is very attracted and sophisticated.

...Wait... am I doing something wrong here?

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...Wait... am I doing something wrong here?
Yeah, you are; grammar.



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May 2 2010, 9:33 pm Queen-Gambit Post #26



Your mom is so fat it takes TWO dropships just to load and unload her =D



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May 2 2010, 10:13 pm ImagoDeo Post #27



Yo momma so dumb, she think 20,000 goons is fun.



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May 2 2010, 10:47 pm Biophysicist Post #28



Yo momma so ugly if she was a Dark Templar Science Vessels would refuse to Detect her.

Yo momma so fat she was morphed from a Lair.

Yo momma so dumb she tried to kill the enemy with a MULE rush.



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May 2 2010, 10:52 pm MadZombie Post #29



I like how some of these are too good for certain posters. Are we just translating jokes from the yo mama ship thread? I would be very dissapointed. Some of these are good.



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May 2 2010, 11:12 pm Apos Post #30

I order you to forgive yourself!

Yo momma is so fat it would take an eternity for a vulture to micro her.

Yo momma is so slow I bet she works at blizzard.

Yo momma is so fat even casting broodling on her wouldn't do anything.




May 2 2010, 11:17 pm ImagoDeo Post #31



Yo momma so dumb she don't know about death counts.



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May 3 2010, 3:08 am ForTheSwarm Post #32



Yo mamma's such a ho, she infests Zerg Queens. With STDs.



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May 3 2010, 3:10 am DavidJCobb Post #33



Yo momma so fat, Defilers can't Consume dat shit!

Yo momma such a ho, ain' no Medic's Heal gonna fix her up!



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May 3 2010, 3:21 am Tharuk Zhal Omaenha Post #34



Quote from Leeroy_Jenkins
Yo momma so fat, she has consume on auto-cast

Quote from name:Gantrithor
Your mother is very attracted and sophisticated.

...Wait... am I doing something wrong here?

Quote
...Wait... am I doing something wrong here?
Yeah, you are; grammar.

Instead of formulating a witty response, I will provide a link to a poorly-made youtube video.





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May 3 2010, 5:37 am ClansAreForGays Post #35



Lotus seems to have the most good ones, but this is only one that literally made me lol.
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Yo momma so fat, that when she sits down, SCVs bring minerals to her.





May 3 2010, 5:51 pm Leeroy_Jenkins Post #36



Yo momma is so nasty, whenever she's disabled- windows crashes so it doesn't have to see her face.



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May 3 2010, 7:20 pm Chia-Tyrant Post #37



Your mother is so slow that when she's ensnared, she goes back in time.

Your mother is so fat that she doesn't lift, she pushes the planet down.

Your mother is so fat that you need to run the Set Next Scenario trigger several times to fully load her into a game.

Your mother is so stupid that public gamers find that she’s dumb.

WARNING: Unit Unplaceable! (Your mother) (2048,2032)



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May 3 2010, 7:48 pm Vrael Post #38



Chia, you got it wrong, it's

WARNING: Unit Unplacable! (Your Mother) ( , )



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May 19 2010, 7:41 pm Kain_Highwind Post #39



Your mom is so big that bnet chrashes when he log in.... wait a minute.

Post has been edited 2 time(s), last time on May 21 2010, 11:15 pm by Kain_Highwind.



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May 20 2010, 12:09 am Heinermann Post #40

SDE, BWAPI owner, hacker.

That makes no sense.

- Your mom's so fat, you can't even widen the corridors anymore to reduce the number of nooks and crannies.
- Your mom's so fat, she replaced the fog of war.
- Your mom's so fat, you had to use Ophelia to see the rest of her.
- Your mom's so fat, she passed "crush a tank" in record time.




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