Yes, you all thought you knew Corbo. Seemingly a teenager, who plays the video game "StarCraft" and "mods" it for leisure, (note, modding has been related to terrorism in the past!!11one1!) and often talks to people he met on the site "StarEdit Network," suspected to being one of the main branches of the INTERNATE HATE MACHINE, Anonymous.
But ALAS, he is not what he seems! Some call him the Baker, others the Muffin Man... But all agree, he has a DOUBLE LIFE. He does not live in El Salvador, as he claims, but actually the small town of Cleveland, Ohio. He is a suspected purpetrator behind the Yellow Van Dirty Bomb scares, and a maker of DELICIOUS CAKE.
It is also thought that he makes delicious desserts known as COOKIES.

Corbo is a vile vermin, leading us so far astray, and we are all asking the same question: WHY HAVEN'T YOU SHARED DELICIOUS CAKE?!?

Sources:
http://www.corbos.com/
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/
http://www.4chan.org/

- From Faux News, making you safe.

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Aug 15 2008, 10:53 pm by Anonymous.

Go to fucking sleep. The fuck is this shit.

Who wants some PIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?

BTW, It's El Salvador not Honduras. And I'm more things than just a baker Good luck finding out the rest of my lives xD