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The Killer's Game
Jul 31 2010, 4:51 am
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Sep 16 2010, 3:01 am EzTerix Post #1581



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You feel your head is pressing against something warm and soft

That's what she said :3

it is clearly flaccid.



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Sep 16 2010, 3:12 am rayNimagi Post #1582



Quote from LoTu)S
Well im still kinda lost upstairs so I'll try to get to Tempz without running into any walls.
:massimo:

Did the kick to the crotch disorient you?



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Sep 16 2010, 4:12 pm The Starport Post #1583



No it didn't, thank you.

Anyone want to bet on the fight? :awesome:



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Sep 16 2010, 4:42 pm Roy Post #1584

An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death

I put my money on Tux.




Sep 16 2010, 5:41 pm Tempz Post #1585



Lol >:O you bastards... any who tuxlar hit me in the head with a baseball bat and i hit him with a hockey stick luckily we'll both be unconscious...



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Sep 17 2010, 4:49 pm Roy Post #1586

An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death

Quote from Tempz
... luckily we'll both be unconscious...


Here's also a visual representation of what happened to Zilean:


Also, something I just thought: Since we were all waiting for dinner, who was preparing/cooking the meal? Don't tell me this wealthy man intended to cook for fifteen guests all by himself. Where's the chef(s)?

Post has been edited 2 time(s), last time on Sep 17 2010, 6:04 pm by Roy.




Sep 17 2010, 10:58 pm EzTerix Post #1587



Roy that picture should be you hurling a torch at an unconscious person and walking passed them into a garage while they catch alight.

Also about chefs, we call that a "continuity" or "plot hole" :P
I bet azrael has an excuse, who knows maybe the guy just ordered some McDonalds? lol



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Sep 17 2010, 11:00 pm The Starport Post #1588



With what car? With what phone? IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY I TELLS U! :hurr:



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Sep 17 2010, 11:02 pm Azrael Post #1589



Quote from Roy
Also, something I just thought: Since we were all waiting for dinner, who was preparing/cooking the meal? Don't tell me this wealthy man intended to cook for fifteen guests all by himself. Where's the chef(s)?

The entire staff is call-in.

Quote from name:Tuxedo-Templar
With what car? With what phone? IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY I TELLS U! :hurr:

Oh it makes sense, don't worry ;)




Sep 17 2010, 11:02 pm EzTerix Post #1590



Quote from name:Tuxedo-Templar
With what car? With what phone? IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY I TELLS U! :hurr:

that reminds me how we all got phone calls however the owner was already dead....

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?



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Sep 17 2010, 11:11 pm The Starport Post #1591



Quote from name:Azrael.Wrath
Oh it makes sense, don't worry ;)
Too bad I didn't think to check at least for phone jacks in the master bedroom before... certain stuff happened.

GOD DAMN THIS GAME END SO I FINALLY SEE WHATS GOING ON! :hurr:



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Sep 18 2010, 1:55 am Tempz Post #1592



Then let me kill you slimy bastard...

Btw when you die i have a lot of creepy what ifs >:O

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You begin to regain consciousness.

You are unconscious.


Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Sep 18 2010, 5:56 pm by Tempz.



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Sep 18 2010, 7:09 pm EzTerix Post #1593



Quote from Tempz
Then let me kill you slimy bastard...

Btw when you die i have a lot of creepy what ifs >:O

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You begin to regain consciousness.

You are unconscious.

Guess who's dead next turn? :lol:



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Sep 18 2010, 7:17 pm The Starport Post #1594



No one at this rate. :facepalm:


EVERYONE JUST AN HERO ALREADY THIS IS GONNA DRAW ON FOR AGES.

Post how you did it, too. :awesome:



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Sep 18 2010, 7:22 pm EzTerix Post #1595



Quote from name:Tuxedo-Templar
No one at this rate. :facepalm:


EVERYONE JUST AN HERO ALREADY THIS IS GONNA DRAW ON FOR AGES.

Post how you did it, too. :awesome:

lead the way tux xD



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Sep 18 2010, 7:25 pm EzTerix Post #1596



Quote from name:Tuxedo-Templar
Funny you say that... :awesome:

I guess I'm just ahead of your thinking :bleh:



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Sep 18 2010, 7:29 pm The Starport Post #1597



Nice impersonation. Stop double posting, nub! :crazy:


:P

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Sep 18 2010, 7:57 pm by Tuxedo-Templar.



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Sep 20 2010, 2:32 am rayNimagi Post #1598



So Tempz, what's happening upstairs? Still unconscious or what?

By the way, Aristocrat claims to be outside the fence.

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Sep 20 2010, 3:03 am by rayNimagi.



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Sep 20 2010, 3:37 am Aristocrat Post #1599



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You move west. The area is pitch black, with the only illuminated exit being the fence to the north. The ground here is especially steep, and you hold the metal rails to keep your balance. You try to keep your grip on the fence, but the metal is wet and your hands slip off. You fall backwards and begin somersaulting down a steep slope, flying through dense vegetation. You try to slow down, but your descent continually becomes more rapid.

You land hard on a flat surface, and are dazed from the impact. The area is dimly illuminated by the moonlight, though you are still too confused to observe your surroundings. As the shock of the fall wears off, you start to move and determine that you aren't seriously injured. You begin to feel a sense of relief, and put your hands beneath you to try to push yourself up. The surface below you feels unusual, though after a moment you realize it's asphalt. Suddenly, a bright light washes over you, disorienting you. You tilt your head up to look, and the last thing you see is the headlights of the vehicle about to decapitate you.

You are dead!

Fuck?!

Does autokill kick in after you go far enough west? That's kind of unfair :massimo:



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Sep 20 2010, 4:08 am EzTerix Post #1600



I would like to hear a side story about the driver who decapitated Aristocrat.

I bet he's still driving and loling over the fact he ran over Aristocrat. :lol:



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