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The Killer's Game
Jul 31 2010, 4:51 am
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Sep 15 2010, 10:42 pm The Starport Post #1561



Yeah that worked. :facepalm:



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Sep 15 2010, 10:47 pm Roy Post #1562

An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death

In case you were wondering:

You look up at the garage. Above it is a second story, which is an extension of the house. There are no visible windows.

You move to the corner where the fence meets the garage. Reaching up to the top of the fence, you put one foot on the garage, using it to hold your weight. You carefully pull yourself up, continuing to keep your weight on the garage as you begin to pass over the sharp metal spikes at the top of the fence. As you throw one leg over, a bird appears from out of nowhere and pecks one of your eyes out. "What the fuck?!" you exclaim as you move your hands to hold your missing eye in pain. No longer holding the fence, you lose your balance. You fall backwards and begin somersaulting down a steep slope. You try to slow down, but your descent continually becomes more rapid.

Suddenly, you stop. It is pitch black here, and you can no longer see the moonlight. You try to look in other directions, but it becomes immediately apparent your head isn't moving. As the disorientation from the fall wears off, you realize you have something in your mouth. A sharp pain is coming from the back of your head, and you reach behind you to determine the cause. You feel your head is pressing against something warm and soft, and whatever it is seems to be covered in fabric.

You bring your hand in front of your face, and it touches something. The shock of the sudden drop fades a bit more, replaced by an overwhelming fear as you begin to understand the situation. Severe pain courses through your head and jaw, and you feel the point of a wet branch or log directly in front of you. You follow it with your hand back towards your face, and the next thing you touch is the place where the wood meets your gum line, where it has broken many of your teeth in the process of penetrating your skull. Blood is pumping out of your mouth over the cold skin of your hands.

You struggle to stay conscious, but you can already feel your eyes forcing themselves shut.

You are dead!

I may have modified it slightly.




Sep 15 2010, 11:05 pm poison_us Post #1563

Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!

Quote from Roy
Operation Suicide turned out to be a suicidal operation. I'm dead.
:facepalm:
Quote from Roy
I died on top of you! Azrael is redeemed for the lame triggering event because of this :awesome:
Gay death. :shifty:





Sep 15 2010, 11:26 pm Tempz Post #1564



Pretty much gg for the us...

Not really depends on how az killed him... if hes dead humping him then yes but if he gets decaptiated and his legs fall off i guess thats mmk =/

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Sep 15 2010, 11:36 pm by Tempz.



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Sep 15 2010, 11:28 pm Roy Post #1565

An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death

Quote from poison_us
Gay death. :shifty:
You're just jealous, Mr. Cart.




Sep 15 2010, 11:29 pm TiKels Post #1566



Why did he have to kill him... he could have just like... said "You decide it isn't a good idea to go over the fence and spend the rest of the turn pondering your existence."

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Quote from Roy
Quote from poison_us
Gay death. :shifty:
You're just jealous, Mr. Cart.
I think he meant literal, GAY DEATH, as in homosexual death because they died lying ontop of eachother, with their mouths open, covered in sticky stuff.

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Sep 15 2010, 11:41 pm by TiKels.



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-NudeRaider

Sep 15 2010, 11:40 pm Tempz Post #1567



Because Az has become a corrupt bastard like me :)

*Yells in the air* WHAT MURDER... I ONLY KILLED LIKEZ 5 PEOPLEzzz >:O

Actually it was only 1... jks...

If i did kill anyone it would be in real life... umm err a game

Other people -> :bash: :lightbulb: :stfu: Me -> :whistle:

Post has been edited 2 time(s), last time on Sep 15 2010, 11:47 pm by Tempz.



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Sep 15 2010, 11:53 pm TiKels Post #1568



Quote from Tempz
Because Az has become a corrupt bastard like me :)

*Yells in the air* WHAT MURDER... I ONLY KILLED LIKEZ 5 PEOPLEzzz >:O

Actually it was only 1... jks...

If i did kill anyone it would be in real life... umm err a game

Other people -> :bash: :lightbulb: :stfu: Me -> :whistle:
You know, you really aren't funny.



"If a topic that clearly interest noone needs to be closed to underline the "we don't want this here" message, is up to debate."

-NudeRaider

Sep 15 2010, 11:55 pm LoTu)S Post #1569



It's funny in a different way... :lol:



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Sep 15 2010, 11:58 pm poison_us Post #1570

Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!

Quote from TiKels
Quote from Roy
Quote from poison_us
Gay death. :shifty:
You're just jealous, Mr. Cart.
I think he meant literal, GAY DEATH, as in homosexual death because they died lying ontop of eachother, with their mouths open, covered in sticky stuff.
Yes. In deadpan style.

Also, I must agree, not humorous in any way.





Sep 16 2010, 12:03 am Roy Post #1571

An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death

That means Azrael has to kill us twice for the sexual implication.

And how was it interpreted that I misunderstood what Poison was saying?




Sep 16 2010, 12:06 am poison_us Post #1572

Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!

Just because I am Cartman doesn't mean you misunderstood it, but that's what TiKels thought you meant.




Sep 16 2010, 12:07 am TiKels Post #1573



Quote from Roy
That means Azrael has to kill us twice for the sexual implication.

And how was it interpreted that I misunderstood what Poison was saying?
Ah true true, I did not consider that possibility. Excuse my error.

Also, *googles deadpan*



"If a topic that clearly interest noone needs to be closed to underline the "we don't want this here" message, is up to debate."

-NudeRaider

Sep 16 2010, 12:33 am Azrael Post #1574



Quote from TiKels
Why did he have to kill him... he could have just like... said "You decide it isn't a good idea to go over the fence and spend the rest of the turn pondering your existence."

Trust me, anyone who reaches the border of the map receives a message far more obvious and ominous than that. I basically say "You are going to fucking die if you try going that way, seriously, YOU WILL FUCKING DIE!"

I also make it physically difficult to pass said barrier.

If they then decide to ignore every warning, and go out of their way to try to cross the barrier (simply trying to cross normally will fail), then they die, as the previous warnings indicated.

This post is not confirming any information posted in this thread, simply addressing concerns that someone may be able to "accidentally" commit suicide by passing the map boundary. Believe you me, anyone who dies via leaving the map was well aware of what they were doing.




Sep 16 2010, 12:35 am Aristocrat Post #1575



What exactly IS the map boundary? Evidently it's not just the fence, but a surrounding region as well.



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Sep 16 2010, 12:37 am Azrael Post #1576



It will be quite evident when you reach the edge, don't worry.




Sep 16 2010, 1:13 am DavidJCobb Post #1577



Well, if Roy's dead, then I'm holin' up. Nobody's gettin' in my goddamn bunker!



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Sep 16 2010, 1:17 am The Starport Post #1578



Lemme know when you start smelling smoke. :rolleyes:



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Sep 16 2010, 1:35 am Roy Post #1579

An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death

Oh, the fire outside died, by the way; Zilean's face is melted off, so if you want to confirm his death, your only shot is performing some optimal observations on him, such as clothing, hair, height, shoes, etc. and compare/contrast it with everybody you can remember. Chances are, it won't work, and you'll waste a turn.




Sep 16 2010, 2:25 am LoTu)S Post #1580



Well im still kinda lost upstairs so I'll try to get to Tempz without running into any walls.
:massimo:



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