Granted. Firefox is the only Browser left in the world. With no competition in sight the developers slack off and build a new version of firefox that crashes computers upon download. HF with your google-less world

I wish that this thunderstorm would go away.

Granted. It is instantly replaced by a howling blizzard that seals you in your home under six inches of ice and you die a long cold death of starvation.

I wish the world wasn't so obsessed with perverted stuff.

Granted. People stop producing testosterone and estrogen. Humans stop producing babies as well.

I wish more people would play The Industrial World. I saw it hosted today on US East, and I'm starting to think it has about as much popularity as Imperialism 3.

And if you don't know what Imperialism 3 is, you've got the picture.

Granted. The game is now more popular than breathing. Every human being on the planet with access to a computer and StarCraft dies and the world is plunged back into the Stone Age.

I wish my copy of SC2 Collector's Edition would arrive sooner rather than later...

Granted. But it arrives a million years in the past before you were born and some dinosaur enjoys tearing the jim raynor dog tags to nice chunks of plastic.
Lol megabite ftw.
I wish my gamestop wasnt struck by lightning T.T

Granted. You were.

I wish I wasn't... helpless. OH EXPLOITABLE

Granted you were helpful.
(i can see that "oh... exploitable" so the irony is is that you aren't)

I wish that this wish was broken in the funniest way possible.
I need a quick lul

You see a woman on TV dying in a hilarious way which satisfies your quick lul to the fullest. When it's dinner time you realize it's your mum.

I wish Blizzard wouldn't have failed with everything in StarCraft 2 except the game itself so I too could buy and enjoy it.

Granted, but it turns the game into SC:BW, meaning you just paid 70 dollars for a game that's been 10 for eight years.

I wish the internet wasn't stupid.

Granted. But you are.
I wish that i knew about corboland for the two years ive been here...

Granted. Instead, you directly moved to Corboland (wtf?) two years ago and are trapped there for all eternity.

I wish I had more time to play SC2.

And what is Corboland?

land is where corbo keeps all his quotes...

Granted. You have one extra microsecond to play SC2
i wish i had a puppy

Granted, some1 mailed you a puppy corpse.

I wish IsolatedPurity would log on SEN

Granted. But nobody else would.
I wish i had the skillz to pay teh billz and repair my local gamestop.

Granted. However, you still lack the willpower, and thus you sit on your couch watching soap operas all day when you could've been repairing teh gamestop.

I wish UPS delivered 10x faster.

Granted. They arrive 10x faster but just dont care...

I wish i wasnt level 2 at LoL

k. Welcome to level one.

I wish that the next person to post would not attempt to alter anything any further, and only proceed to grant wishes instead of breaking them.

Granted. I do not alter the existing text of your post. Nothing in your post is changed. I do add to it, though.

I wish I could find the time to upload the new Forum Index code for Turtle, while Devourer is on.

Granted. The last time to upload anything ever was 4 am this morning. Unfortunately dev and you werent on at the same time and now SEN is stuck like this forever. GG
I wish i raped as much as poison_us at LoL. (exploitable )

Well technically that is an alteration.