Granted, but when you start SEN breaks - only in Chrome.

I wish the NYC subway was twenty degrees cooler in the summer.

Granted. Now, it's also 20 degrees cooler in the winter, and ice regularly forms on the rails. Nobody saw reason to clean it off until you were riding, and your train derailed into another. You were in the back, and a piece of metal pokes into an artery, leaving you to slowly bleed out.

I wish that people didn't have to work and/or sleep so we could play LoL.

Granted. No one works, so all power plants break and all the world's crops die. Congratulations.

I wish people could be active enough for 24-hour turns in Mafia.

Granted. SEN's server is overloaded and the system melts, accidentally killing IP who sleeps beneath it. All of Dev and DJC's codework is lost along with all the storage space and the entire site goes down permanently.

I wish I weren't so good at breaking wishes.

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I wish people could be active enough for 24-hour turns in Mafia.

I am. At the very least, I look at SEN before playing games. Usually I post, too.

Granted, someone wishes for you to die and you cant break it.
I wish i could think of a wish.

Granted, you thought of a wish, but it was terribad so you continued to think of a wish. Rinse and repeat.

I wish my computer can run sc2.

Granted, but your house is broken into and your computer stolen by thieves who sell it to some guy in china who rips out all the gold and sells it as scrap and you have no insurance.

I wish this site updated more frequently.

Granted, but it explodes.

I wish I could make the Forum Index look better, and faster. D:

Granted, but then you have a seizure and you forget all your coding skills.

I wish Beta went on forever. :nostalgic:

Granted, but the actual game is never released, and they stop fixing bugs, and it requires a paid subscription, and it explodes, before re-imploding back into its original shape, only to explode once more. You now have two monitor-loads of glass shrapnel embedded IN YOUR FUCKING FACE and are stuck with a fail game.


I wish I didn't make so many mistakes when updating SEN. ._.

Granted. However, the only mistake you DO make causes massive crashes in every single web browser whenever any page on SEN is visited and you never get around to fixing it and SEN dies.

I wish there were more people playing this game.

Granted. But the players are from 4chan.
I wish i wish for a fish

Granted. A large barracuda materializes on top of your computer.

I wish my friends will be better at SC2, but not as good as me. Just enough to make playing against them a challenge

Granted. They are almost as good as you in Soul Caliber 2, but they died from you pwnageing them in StarCraft 2 because they suck at it

I wish that i cared for HoN, LoL, WoW, or Farmville.

Granted. You now are addicted and you go on an eighty-two hour spree of LoL and die from massive brain seizures.

I wish that my download speed was higher.

Granted 70 kb/s-> 71 kb/s congratz

I wish SEN 5.1 had more skins atm

Granted. There are now five billion skins, but they all suck.

I wish I didn't have to research Russian Foreign Policy for Speech and Debate this year.

Granted. You know have to research advanced thermonuclear dynamics and have to present it at the world symposium of snobby geniuses.

I wish someone would post a WFC so i can haz some1 to play with.

Granted. But Nintendo online multiplayer sucks balls, so you have no fun.

Actually, that's not a corruption, it's a realistic prediction.

Granted, but your DS explodes. And then your genitals follow suit.

I wish Google Chrome and Opera didn't do stupid shit with my code. Or that they didn't exist. Either is fine.