Granted, but as a substitue, I throw you in a 100ft pit of lava!

I wish to control fire

and if you went athiest, I would torture you with my godly powers!

You controlled it, yet you got bored and decided to play around with it, during an investigation, they found your body, scorched to a new 4th degree burn.

I wish that Starblue would keep posting to keep the Activity in my account going

Granted, but minimoose feels that you are wasting too much time on SEN, then bans you "for your own good"

I wish that... that I could think of anther wish!

You did, but thought it was too stupid and actually trashed it,

I wish that there wasn't a story with an ending for once.

Granted, x-EnAlex divided by zero!

I wish that I had the power to mind control anyone I want.

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All the Christians "Freindly" hung you to a cross and outdo both my and your torture while you were taunting us about the power of christ.

I wish for a cookie.

Granted, but it's made out of poop.

I wish StarBlue and x-EnAlex would stop going back and forth in break a wish.

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Hotel wouldn't disconnect you for free wifi 30 minutes, they now disconnect you for free wifi 31 minutes.

Wish for a Bacon CheeseBurger

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Granted, the love you would feel for your future wife you instead feel towards your father.

I wish I knew what happened to the UNSC Spirit of Fire after the ending of Halo wars.

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Granted, but their rage was directed toward the hotel fee. You have not enough minerals are short on funds and you are forced to work at the hotel to pay the debt.

I wish for motivation to finish my maps.

Granted, Excalibur comes to your house and holds you up at gunpoint to finish your map.

I wish that I was the orange guy in this video.

http://roosterteeth.com/archive/?id=1344

Granted. You are now Grif. Meaning that you die in every game of Grifball. Enjoy dying repeatedly and painfully for all eternity.

I wish, I wish... I wish, it was, allllllll thaaaaat eeeeaaaassyyyyyy...

Granted. Now that it is "allllllll thaaaaat eeeeaaaassyyyyyy...", everyone can do whatever they want. Your job/future job, place in a college are taken by women because your boss is a chauvinist.

I wish tha-

You wished for incompletion, you got incompletion of your life, for you have 30 seconds to live now.

I wish for a-

Ok, you go for a run and end up dashing right into a landmine and blow up.

I wish that counterfitting money was legel ONLY for me

Granted. You produce it it mexico, where it is legal for you. you go to the u.s. and simply get robbed before the cops got to check out your bag. the robber implants an anal bomb and you explode while typing the next post.
I wish that i could understand how to micro.