Granted. You are sucked into the mod and are being controlled by some noob. He causes you to die and you no longer exist.

I wish that i had a slice of pie.

You are, but Batman, Superman, Mr. Rogers, Every single power ranger, Marvel, Chuck Norris, and Even Bob the Cerebrate team up and kicked your ass

I wish I knew the nature of Failure

Looks like someone hasn't played AO: You don't control him; the AI does, and he's nigh-unbeatable. You'd probably need h4x to beat him. Either that, or a lot of Battlecruisers.

@above: Granted, it's http://www.staredit.net/?member=6886

I wish for what I wish for.

Granted but it was granted in an ironic fashion.

I wish that I was immune to the effects of divi- OH SH-

Wish granted, you're immune to the results of division by zero. However, the rest of the universe is not. You're now the only thing left in existence, but you can't die of asphyxiation, etc, because that would be the results - indirectly, but still - of the division by zero. Likewise, the lack of food/water that comes from everything except you being destroyed is also a result of division by zero. So basically, you're stuck here until you die of old age. (And, because the lack of medical care that would cure you of any diseases you have is also a result of the division by zero, it's not going to happen until science could not conceivably keep you alive any more.) Have fun in your 80+ years of having no sensory stimuli whatsoever!

I wish for something like the Death Note, but for love (and I get to dictate who the person falls in love with, as well).

You got a death notebook, but instead of writing "Love", your wrote "Kill" in your insanity, killing everyone including yourself,

I wish that I had the power to kill everything like Shiki Tohno

If it was a Death Note for love it couldn't kill people. That's two wishes of mine that haven't been properly broken.

And: Granted, but you can't control it and kill everything except yourself, leaving you to die a slow and painful death from lack of food.

I wish that I had a Drone and over 9000 minerals and gas.

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Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Sep 29 2018, 3:43 pm by DavidJCobb. Reason: wew

Granted. It was re-opened but then got deleted immediately because Evildesk was being a hax0rz and killed the topic.

I wish that this wish was granted.

Wish granted, but it does nothing.

I wish for

You got nothing as you wished, congratulations!

I wish for SPECE MARINEZ to come to my school

Granted. You're one of the 13 people killed in the following shootout, the other 12 being the "SPECE MARINEZ" that wouldn't be taken alive.

I wish that nobody could see my avatar.

Wish granted, everyone is now blind.

I wish that the doacks will bless you, and that the light of a thousand kittens will shine perpetually upon your liver.

Granted. Poison is now permanently drunk and has chronic liver disease and dies shortly.

I wish for a trivia plugin to my bot.

granted, you get the trivia plugin, but you can't win and it makes you so mad you throw it out of a window.

I wish that I was immune to fire and could move anything I wanted with my mind.
anything divided by zero is itself,
because of you divide by zero, zero is nothing,
therefore you don't divide it at all. XD owned...

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Granted. You test your new ability by jumping into a house fire... little did you know that you were immune to gunfire you burn up and when your friend dowses you with a bucket, it is cincentrated sulfuric acid.
As for moving anything, you find yourself trying to manipulate yourself by levitating. you do not have expirience with this and accidentally implode yourself.

EDIT: fail on StarBlue... the last part of my quote is still here before you edited the original.

you have to make a wish too
youwillsufferforfindingmysecretmessage
try to decipher that!
EDIT: fail at Generalpie, fail because the message is still there

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Jun 21 2010, 7:18 pm by StarBlue.

I wish there was a :keg: smiley.

granted, there is a :keg: smiley, but then a drunken irishman comes up to you and asks why the beer was in the computer. He gets really mad and takes apart your computer, trying to get the keg-o-beer.

I wish that I could not die of old age, but could still die of sickness, wounds, etc.

Granted, you don't die of old age, but you still age so you end up really old and decrepit with bad arthritis and stuff.

I wish USA wins the world cup.