Granted, but nobody cares.

I wish that CamStudio didn't have a vendetta against every audio card ever created.

Granted. But it does have a vendetta against every card you own now, and every card you ever will own.

I wish I wouldn't give myself reasons to worry about nerding out when talking to close friends OTI.

Granted, but you now have reasons to worry about your beer belly when talking to close friends.

I wish that computers were simpler.

Granted, now computers may only run "Pong".

I wish I had a 1gb video card.

Granted, but you have a mac.

I wish that I had some twizzlers.

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Granted, but as of five minutes ago, publishing or running Firefox addons
I wish that phpBB3 didn't arbitrarily break all the default SQL commands and make you use their equivalent ones, which usually have different names or don't exist at all. Srsly. Modding phpBB3 is hard.

EDIT: And while I'm at it, I wish that phpBB3 was organized better.

Granted. It is now color coded, with over 500 shades of colors.

I wish that I didn't have 5 major school projects due tomorrow, and I that I had actually done them.

Granted. But you fail all of them. And you lose the game. Twice.

Wish MediaWiki's Monobook CSS wasn't so damn huge and all-encompassing. Or that their HTML sucked less.

Granted, it has now been removed entirely from the internet never to overwhelm anyone ever again with it's vastness or sucky html.

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Granted, but that is impossible. (wat)

I wish I was a delicious loli.

Granted. You get pwned shortly thereafter by pedobear.

I wish for eternal life and youth.

Granted, but you live in heaven and nobody believes in your existance.

I wish I was Pedobear.

Granted, but you get v&.

I wish I could code faster, more efficiently, and more productively. I have a big project that I need to do for a friend before the end of this week.

Granted, but it sucks in the end.

I wish I could start my game project, かがみ.

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Granted, it never works at all in any shape or form regardless of if you're running from an HTA or not.

I wish diarrhea upon you.

Granted, you now have diarrhea upon you.

I wish that this was a real TV show. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTbYUd1jUc4&feature=channel

Granted. You show it to your friends when it airs.
They leave.
You get sucked into the tv.
You are never heard from again.

I wish i could stop missing when I reach for the door handle