You go back into the PIT, and the AUDIENCE GASPS loudly. You clear your throat, shirtless, waiting for them to hush their NEEDLESS WHISPERS, you address the crowd, holding up STACEY'S BRAIN, "Ladies of the assembly, I show you the BRAIN OF THE FIEND," you say, figuring that you can bluff your way through this. More GASPS emit, and they are expecting something more of you...

Take off your pants as well.

Whip it out. They're expecting more of you, so show them.

You aren't sure what IT is. You look in your POCKETS but all you find is some FUZZ, and even that is trapped to the inner lining...

TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF TOO.

You take your PANTS OFF, which definitely HUSHES the AUDIENCE. They then break out laughing, and start throwing STUFF at you.

Search through the thrown STUFF for anything useful. If nothing appears useful, start throwing STUFF back at the AUDIENCE, making sure not to throw the BRAIN by mistake.

Throw the heart at the headmistress. Or brain, whichever you held up earlier.

Holy shit! You did something logical! You gain 1 point in your INTELLIGENCE STAT.

LUCK RATING: 4
PERSONALITY: 9
INTELLIGENCE: 4
CONFIDENCE: 2
STAMINA: 5
AWARENESS: 3
SWAGGER: 5

You search through the STUFF and find...
$2.53 in loose change - including several quarters!
Bits of paper
Suspicious erasers
3 pens
3 pencils

Are the bits of paper large enough to scribble love letters to STACEY, using the fancy new pens and pencils?

SHIT! SUSPICIOUS ERASERS! Use bits of paper as a glove to pick them up and throw them back. Also, how are people throwing paper in the first place?

You pick up some of the BITS OF PAPER and a PINK PEN in hopes that you can send your LOVE NOTE up into the SKY, which surely is where sweet sweet STACEY is now. But when you go to pick them up, you find them crumbled and WET. Eww is this a spit ball?

Damnit! I WILL AVENGE THEE MY LOVE!, I say in a calm and collected manner.

Put the HEART in your PANTS, where it belongs .

People continue to THROW STUFF.

equip suspicious erasers

HOLD your ARMS up AND begin CHANTING in LATIN, "Pie jesu domine dona eis requiem." Repeat this Phrase ovER and over unTil thEy do something besides THROW stUFF.

Go back and make WEAPONS and ARMOR out of the fiends BODY PARTS

SEARCH through all the NEW STUFF they have THROWN.

Hopefully there's a weapon in there!