SEARCH through all the NEW STUFF they have THROWN.
Hopefully there's a weapon in there!
After EQUIPPING the SUSPICIOUS ERASERS, you search through the rest of the STUFF that was THROWN for anything useful. Having run out of GARBAGE to throw, you find among the WRECKAGE a slightly better haul:
-Ye Flask
-Iron Cuirass
-Iron Gauntlets
-Traveler's Backpack (8 slots)
-Two Daggers
The ERASERS have made you VERY ANGRY.
Equip Iron Curiass into ARMOR SLOT, then Iron Gauntlets into GLOVE SLOT, then Travelers Backpack into INVENTORY CONTAINER ITEM SLOT, then put Ye Flask in Traveler's Backpack. Unequip SUSPICIOUS ERASERS, and Equip TWO DAGGERS in HANDS (one in each hand please).
Then:
HOLD your ARMS up AND begin CHANTING in LATIN, "Pie jesu domine dona eis requiem." Repeat this Phrase ovER and over unTil thEy do something
else.
None.
Equip Iron Curiass into ARMOR SLOT, then Iron Gauntlets into GLOVE SLOT, then Travelers Backpack into INVENTORY CONTAINER ITEM SLOT, then put Ye Flask in Traveler's Backpack. Unequip SUSPICIOUS ERASERS, and Equip TWO DAGGERS in HANDS (one in each hand please).
Then:
HOLD your ARMS up AND begin CHANTING in LATIN, "Pie jesu domine dona eis requiem." Repeat this Phrase ovER and over unTil thEy do something
else.
You cannot get YE FLASK! But the rest of the actions go through without a flaw. You start CHANTING, but since no one here is CATHOLIC or has watched MONTY PYTHON, they think you want a PIE. They start throwing PIES. BANANA CREAM PIE is now equipped in your head slot!
use the daggers to climb out of the pit towards the headmistress.
"Parliamentary inquiry, Mr. Chairman - do we have to call the Gentleman a gentleman if he's not one?"
Wait, why can't we get the flask, does it have special powers?
+2 to debauchery!
Currently Working On: Myself
use the daggers to climb out of the pit towards the headmistress.
I stick the DAGGERS in the wall, hoping that you will be able to climb your way up. Alas, your STRENGTH STAT cannot handle the weight of YOU, STACEY'S BRAIN, and YOUR ARMOR. You'll have to find another way out!
We can't explain the universe, just describe it; and we don't know whether our theories are true, we just know they're not wrong. >Harald Lesch
drop the brain and try again
INVESTIGATE as TO why YE flask CANT be GOT.
None.
INVESTIGATE as TO why YE flask CANT be GOT.
for sooth!
drop the brain and try again
Disregarding the weight of 90 POUNDS OF ARMOR, you elect instead to throw aside the 3 POUNDS OF BRAIN. You slowly struggle to get up the PIT WALL, but it is going SLOWLY. You better do something TRICKY before they start throwing CAST IRON WEAPONS and COVER.
We can't explain the universe, just describe it; and we don't know whether our theories are true, we just know they're not wrong. >Harald Lesch
Imagine the headmistress lying in your arms. That'll give you the strength to climb faster.
Imagine the headmistress lying in your arms. That'll give you the strength to climb faster.
You try to give your STRENGTH STAT a temporary boost via the POWER OF LOVE. You only move SLIGHTLY FASTER, but you could be imagining things. You are half way up the PIT WALL, and now the SPECTATORS are just STARING AT YOU.
Magic box god; Suck it Corbo
For God knows what reason, you decide to jump back into the PIT and grab the BRAIN. Your DAGGERS are stuck in the PIT WALL just above reach. You'll have to find a different way out.
We can't explain the universe, just describe it; and we don't know whether our theories are true, we just know they're not wrong. >Harald Lesch
Unequip daggers from hands, because there's no use for them up in that wall.
do a handstand
inb4 fall on neck, killing yourself
Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Mar 7 2011, 7:42 pm by rockz.
"Parliamentary inquiry, Mr. Chairman - do we have to call the Gentleman a gentleman if he's not one?"
Yell out, "Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?!"
Currently Working On: Myself
You turn to address the AUDIENCE, when you aer SUDDENLY INCAPACITATED. You don't know WHY.
You wake up what you assume is THREE HOURS LATER with a HEADACHE. You are in a DARK ROOM on an UNCOMFORTABLE COT. You still have your ARMOR eqiopped, but STACEY'S BRAIN is GONE!
Responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast
Check your HEAD for any SURGICAL SCARS.
You do not find any SURGICAL SCARS, only a huge BUMP where you probably got HIT with SOMETHING.
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