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[2017-2-21. : 8:48 am]
wijeoa -- To Administrator: I want to delete http://www.staredit.net/sc1db/file/3609/ because it redundants
[2017-2-21. : 6:09 am]
NudeRaider -- The only time where you'd see any relevant impact between 1,000 and 10,000 rows is when you join it with something big, like a 400k posts table. And if for whatever reason you do that on a regular basis (or more like all the time) your design sucks, not the table.
[2017-2-21. : 5:44 am]
NudeRaider -- not sure why you guys are so fixated on member counts like it'd be the magic cure. Let me tell you, it's not. How many members do we have? 10,000 ? That's a laughably low number of rows for any db engine really.
[2017-2-21. : 5:25 am]
lil-Inferno -- Site probs gets like 1000000000x faster afterwards LMAO
[2017-2-21. : 5:25 am]
lil-Inferno -- tbh fam, just run this query in the DB: DELETE FROM users user WHERE CURRENT_TIMESTAMP > user.last_active + (interval '1 millisecond' * 63113904000);
[2017-2-21. : 4:50 am]
NudeRaider -- err him :bleh:
[2017-2-21. : 4:50 am]
NudeRaider -- sometimes I wish I could just restart or take down our demon. Or even better: reconfigure it.
[2017-2-21. : 4:48 am]
NudeRaider -- Mini Moose 2707
Mini Moose 2707 shouted: Like, my meme fucking around is already way past what should even be done in production, laughing my ass off :lol:
reminds me of when our proxy servers were acting up. We started giving great care not to create downtimes, by securely taking down 1 at a time rerouting through the others. This created so many problems that we ended up having them all up and running and just implementing the necessary changes live and doing live deamon restarts. Sometimes there comes a point where a man just has to say "fuck it". :D
[2017-2-21. : 4:45 am]
jjf28 -- moose are you just gonna take that?
[2017-2-21. : 4:44 am]
NudeRaider -- Mini Moose 2707
Mini Moose 2707 shouted: problems with the whole site TBH
you Sir, just got trolled: Vrael
Vrael shouted: anyone else havaing problems with spambox?
[2017-2-21. : 4:17 am]
jjf28 -- whatever happened to starlight stalargo?
[2017-2-21. : 4:16 am]
O)FaRTy1billion[MM] -- or whatever the error is these days
[2017-2-21. : 4:16 am]
O)FaRTy1billion[MM] -- <?php die("MySQL server has gone away"); ?>
[2017-2-21. : 4:13 am]
Moose -- Dem0n
Dem0n shouted: moose send me code
ok
[2017-2-21. : 4:12 am]
Dem0n -- moose send me code
[2017-2-21. : 4:10 am]
O)FaRTy1billion[MM] -- :lmfao:
[2017-2-21. : 4:10 am]
Corbo -- I'll just ignore the whole video because copyright
[2017-2-21. : 4:08 am]
O)FaRTy1billion[MM] -- ignore the stuff later, I was too lazy to find just the quote I wanted
[2017-2-21. : 4:08 am]
O)FaRTy1billion[MM] -- https://youtu.be/bU3Oo3r9b9s?t=3s
[2017-2-21. : 4:06 am]
O)FaRTy1billion[MM] -- eat food then
[2017-2-21. : 4:06 am]
Moose -- Like, my meme fucking around is already way past what should even be done in production, laughing my ass off :lol:
[2017-2-21. : 4:06 am]
Corbo -- I'm still hungry
[2017-2-21. : 4:06 am]
Corbo -- Well, my salad sucked
[2017-2-21. : 4:04 am]
Moose -- Still need to make a development server or subserver. Which I think Devourer may have done, idk.
[2017-2-21. : 4:03 am]
Dem0n -- bitbucket free imo
[2017-2-21. : 4:03 am]
Moose -- I built git on the server.
[2017-2-21. : 4:03 am]
Dem0n -- make actual source control lmao
[2017-2-21. : 4:03 am]
O)FaRTy1billion[MM] -- lol when I had access it was just directly to the code that was used xD
[2017-2-21. : 4:03 am]
Corbo -- ok
[2017-2-21. : 4:02 am]
Moose -- Sure. I mean, anything you guys touch would be going to a development copy before it's pushed to production anyway.
[2017-2-21. : 4:01 am]
Corbo -- :shifty:
[2017-2-21. : 4:01 am]
Corbo -- I can help too
[2017-2-21. : 4:01 am]
Dem0n -- Inferno and I* smfh
[2017-2-21. : 4:00 am]
Dem0n -- But they're not, so me and Inferno are the best you got O_O
[2017-2-21. : 4:00 am]
Corbo -- Did Devlin actually code anything?
[2017-2-21. : 4:00 am]
Moose -- I mean, it would be nice if Devourer or DevliN were actually around LMAO
[2017-2-21. : 3:57 am]
Corbo -- I blame IP.
[2017-2-21. : 3:57 am]
Dem0n -- Spends an entire day accomplishing nothing when he could have like 3 other people help him and solve it quickly LMAO
[2017-2-21. : 3:57 am]
Corbo -- He's trying IMO
[2017-2-21. : 3:57 am]
Corbo -- Nah
[2017-2-21. : 3:57 am]
Dem0n -- Blame him
[2017-2-21. : 3:57 am]
Dem0n -- Moose is literally the reason why SEN sucks
[2017-2-21. : 3:57 am]
O)FaRTy1billion[MM] -- Corbo
Corbo shouted: jjf28 I'll settle for usable.
[2017-2-21. : 3:56 am]
Corbo -- jjf28
jjf28 shouted: gimme SEN access, I'll get this place searchable =)
I'll settle for usable.
[2017-2-21. : 3:56 am]
jjf28 -- gimme SEN access, I'll get this place searchable =)
[2017-2-21. : 3:55 am]
Dem0n -- boutta implement JIRA for SEN
[2017-2-21. : 3:54 am]
Dem0n -- Corbo
Corbo shouted: the search isn't even useful, like the results are all messed up, poorly displayed and... rankly it's missing stuff. It's not even a propersearch, we cannot find topics by poster, id, keywords or anything an actual real forum search has
That's an epic I was thinking of
[2017-2-21. : 3:54 am]
Dem0n -- smh
[2017-2-21. : 3:54 am]
Dem0n -- Why even keep track of that?
[2017-2-21. : 3:54 am]
Moose -- Means they signed up but never completed registration.
[2017-2-21. : 3:53 am]
Corbo -- the search isn't even useful, like the results are all messed up, poorly displayed and... rankly it's missing stuff. It's not even a propersearch, we cannot find topics by poster, id, keywords or anything an actual real forum search has
[2017-2-21. : 3:53 am]
Dem0n -- jjf28
jjf28 shouted: Corbo I wrote an app to search all fields of some 200k cell sites in under 2 seconds; member list should be fine
But you had good code to go along with it. The rest of SEN doesn't work LAMO
[2017-2-21. : 3:53 am]
Moose -- Dem0n
Dem0n shouted: lmao the most inactive accounts have a "Last Active" value of December 31, 1969
UNIX Epoch imo
[2017-2-21. : 3:53 am]
Moose -- So there were massive lock times blocking all the time.
[2017-2-21. : 3:53 am]
Dem0n -- lmao the most inactive accounts have a "Last Active" value of December 31, 1969
[2017-2-21. : 3:53 am]
jjf28 -- Corbo
Corbo shouted: like, SEN has like 9k+ accounts and if someone clicks and sorts the memberlist it has to go through all the DB.
I wrote an app to search all fields of some 200k cell sites in under 2 seconds; member list should be fine
[2017-2-21. : 3:53 am]
Moose -- Well, the issue here was the sessions table has 100K+ rows and was using the MyISAM instead of InnoDB engine. The former of which uses table-level locking. Even though the thing is inserted to or updated with every page load.
[2017-2-21. : 3:52 am]
Corbo -- and the search
[2017-2-21. : 3:52 am]
Corbo -- even if you cache'd it it would still be insanely a resource leech
[2017-2-21. : 3:52 am]
Dem0n -- literally one sql statement, w/e
[2017-2-21. : 3:52 am]
Dem0n -- should just be an auto-task that runs at like midnight every night to bop inactive accounts
[2017-2-21. : 3:52 am]
Dem0n -- ya
[2017-2-21. : 3:51 am]
Corbo -- like, SEN has like 9k+ accounts and if someone clicks and sorts the memberlist it has to go through all the DB.
[2017-2-21. : 3:51 am]
Dem0n -- Moose are you sure SEN isn't using some SQL shit in like 2000 compatibility or something? There's an issue at my job where we're using SQL Studio 2005 in 2000 compatibility and it's causing some characters to show up as <?> symbols because it's trying to encode/decode them using some like Windows 98 charset or something LMAO
[2017-2-21. : 3:51 am]
Corbo -- You know, I truly believe it's BS like member list that make the site slower
[2017-2-21. : 3:50 am]
jjf28 -- Corbo
Corbo shouted: Do not touch anything more. We don't care about the forums anyway LMAO
don't forget we need boxes and a member list to tell us how rich people are :kame:
[2017-2-21. : 3:50 am]
Corbo -- and I'm like OSHIT WHERE ARE THEY and then realise they have their own button xD
[2017-2-21. : 3:49 am]
Corbo -- actually, many times I find myself looking for the "forums" option under site submenu
[2017-2-21. : 3:49 am]
Moose -- What do you mean forums? Is it drunk night??
[2017-2-21. : 3:49 am]
Corbo -- and not a submenu item

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