The Monopoly Guy. He has so much money that he can do whatever he wants and make you do whatever he wants.
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Who's in the second picture?
The Most Interesting Man in the World
- Police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
- His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser mans body.
- His blood smells like cologne.
- He has amassed an amazingly large DVD collection, and has never once alphabetised it.
- If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
- The pheromones he secretes effect people miles away… in a slight, but measurable way.
- He once punched a magician. That’s right, you heard me.
- His hands feel like rich, brown swede.
- He lived in the hills of the Serengeti for a summer after being gifted a wife by a local tribes men.
- He owns 4 sports cars, and rents 5.
- He taught a horse to read his email for him.
- He almost broke the land speed record in 1977, popular opinion among his team was that is beard caused to much wind resistance. He would have shaved it… No, no he wouldn’t have.
- He was the featured man at a bachelorette auction he brought in over 13 million euro, under the table.
- His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards.
- Even his enemy’s list him as there emergency contact.
- He never say’s anything taste like chicken… Not even chicken.
- He speeks fluent French, in Russian.
- His charm is so contagious, vaccines we’re created for it.
- Years ago, he created a city out of blocks. Today over 600,000 people live and work there.
- He is the only person to ever ace a Rorschach Test.
- Every time he goes for a swim. Dolphins appear.
- Alien abductors have asked him, to probe them.
- If he we’re to give you directions… You would never get lost. And you’d arive at least 5 minutes early.
- His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder.
- His reputation is expanding, faster then the universe.
- He once had an akward moment, just to see how it feels.
- He lives vicariously throug himself.
- It is never too early to start beefing up your obituary.
- He’s been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room.
- He’s a lover… Not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so Don’t get any ideas.
- Bear hugs are what he gives bears
- He once taught a German Shepard how to bark in Russian.
- His organ donor card also includes his beard.
- People hang on his every word, even the prepositions.
- He’s against cruelty to animals, but isn’t afraid to give a stern warning.
- Chihuahuas have never barked at him, he is just that intimidating.
- When he goes for a swim he doesn’t get wet, the water gets him.
- He is a lover not a fighter, but he is also a fighter so do not get any ideas.
- The last time he shaved, he donated a double-king sized comforter to an orphanage.
- He never saves for a rainy day.
- He takes his salad dressing right on the salad, so there is no going back.
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@Demon: It's Duke motherfuckin' NUKEM.
@Thread:
The Master Chief. Eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything. He destroyed an entire Halo. And then he destroyed an entire Halo again. It was the same Halo. He's such a badass, he killed the same one twice. >:3
Alec Mason. He's destroyed a ridiculous amount of shit in his journey to avenge his brother and overthrow an unjust leader. And he's done it inside of a game whose destruction engine is so realistic, the first ten months of the game's programming were
just technical planning. I ain't shittin' you, dude.
Me.
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Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!
The SECOND Most Interesting Man in the World
- Police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
- His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser mans body.
- His blood smells like cologne.
- He has amassed an amazingly large DVD collection, and has never once alphabetised it.
- If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
- The pheromones he secretes effect people miles away… in a slight, but measurable way.
- He once punched a magician. That’s right, you heard me.
- His hands feel like rich, brown swede.
- He lived in the hills of the Serengeti for a summer after being gifted a wife by a local tribes men.
- He owns 4 sports cars, and rents 5.
- He taught a horse to read his email for him.
- He almost broke the land speed record in 1977, popular opinion among his team was that is beard caused to much wind resistance. He would have shaved it… No, no he wouldn’t have.
- He was the featured man at a bachelorette auction he brought in over 13 million euro, under the table.
- His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards.
- Even his enemy’s list him as there emergency contact.
- He never say’s anything taste like chicken… Not even chicken.
- He speeks fluent French, in Russian.
- His charm is so contagious, vaccines we’re created for it.
- Years ago, he created a city out of blocks. Today over 600,000 people live and work there.
- He is the only person to ever ace a Rorschach Test.
- Every time he goes for a swim. Dolphins appear.
- Alien abductors have asked him, to probe them.
- If he we’re to give you directions… You would never get lost. And you’d arive at least 5 minutes early.
- His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder.
- His reputation is expanding, faster then the universe.
- He once had an akward moment, just to see how it feels.
- He lives vicariously throug himself.
- It is never too early to start beefing up your obituary.
- He’s been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room.
- He’s a lover… Not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so Don’t get any ideas.
- Bear hugs are what he gives bears
- He once taught a German Shepard how to bark in Russian.
- His organ donor card also includes his beard.
- People hang on his every word, even the prepositions.
- He’s against cruelty to animals, but isn’t afraid to give a stern warning.
- Chihuahuas have never barked at him, he is just that intimidating.
- When he goes for a swim he doesn’t get wet, the water gets him.
- He is a lover not a fighter, but he is also a fighter so do not get any ideas.
- The last time he shaved, he donated a double-king sized comforter to an orphanage.
- He never saves for a rainy day.
- He takes his salad dressing right on the salad, so there is no going back.
The Most Interesting Man in the World
- Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
- There is no chin under Chuck Norris's beard, only another fist.
- Jesus could walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
- Chuck Norris does not leave messages. He leaves warnings.
- Chuck Norris does not use diving equipment. He just holds his breath.
- There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice.
- Chuck Norris got his driver's license at the age of 16. Seconds.
- And all of the facts about the Second Most Interesting Man in the World.
Win by luck, lose by skill.
Chuck Norris is a douche.
The Most Interesting Man in the World can speak French... In Russian.
When it is raining, it is because he's thinking about something sad.
His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards.
His mother has a tattoo that reads, 'Son'.
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Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!
Somebody post Professor Oak?
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#2
they already did...?
Win by luck, lose by skill.
Morphling
Oh_Man -- and i went on to win the tournament, and a pair of steelseries headphones. i even reember how i won the final match - hallucinated a fck-tonne of units and my opponent thought i had way more than he did and GGed
IskatuMesk