Die of old age.

dies from eating too much crap

Dies from attempting to PM JordanN and finding out that the PM system doesn't work anymore. Head explodes. Gratuitously.

OD`ed on morphine

Frozen to death when suddenly and unexpectedly his thoughts manifest themselves as reality and he's transported to Neptune without any clothes.

While on a mission to Jupiter, the ship AI malfunctions and makes a pod bump into you. You fall toward Jupiter and die when it is ignited 9 years later by the Monoliths.

Devoured by a horde of Warg Riders.

Sniped by a Yoshi.

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The STD i gave him last week in our BDSM tourny qualifying round.

Ate a box of laxative. Your arse was torn to shreds and your intestines got tied ina knot. You died of blood loss and digestion system failure.

JaFF will die by going up to the top of a roof,
stringing piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level,
tying a cord to his foot and the other end to the building so that he'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched.
Then puts super glue on his hands,
and put his arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch his head.
Then he'll lean forward, so the piano wire cuts his neck but not his elbows,
When the cord goes taut, He'll be hanging upside down with no head....except the head will be in his
outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue,
staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.

Don't know where THAT came from.

DarkestNights dies because his post was too long.

Minority dies because he was smoking too much crack.

DarkestNights dies from a severe siezure from watching Marie Kate and Ashlee Solve the Mystery TV Show.

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matt_burch suicides

Someone09 gets blown up in his cargo van by the hacker group called "anonymous".

matt burch suicides

someone09 dies from drinking UnholyUrine.

O)Matt_Burch dies from drinking pure urine mixed with shart.

echo suicides