Granted, but PCs take over the world and use humans as slaves

I wish I had a cheese wheel

Granted, but you commit suicide after realizing that given the opportunity to wish for anything in the entire world, you wasted it on a fricking cheese wheel.

I wish Al Gore had been elected president in 2000.

Granted, but Al Gore dies right after election and Bush becomes president by default because the Vice President was killed also.
I wish that school didn't exist.

Granted, but you die when faced with a simple task from your lack of education.

I wish I knew the solution to Global Warming.

You do but everyone moves to a different planet so nobody needs to worry about global warming.
I wish that I was gosu at SC.

Granted, but you're so gosu everyone assumes you're hacking and you receive a lifetime ban from professional tournaments, dooming you to play the same stupid, shitty B.net games over and over.

I wish I understood how my kitten managed to starve to death in 12 hours.

(then the speaker of the house takes over...not the other candatite)

Granted, but kitten warlords kill u the next day

I wish everyone looked like smilies

Damn, that sucks if it's true. Anyways, granted but your kitten is revived and hates you because you have disturbed it's peace.

I wish that i didn't need to do homework.

Granted, you fail all of your tests for not knowing the material.

I wish I owned Virgin Galactic.

Granted, but super-intelligent aliens arrive the next day, teaching us all how to teleport with our minds and make your company obsolete. Your stock price plummets and you starve to death in a sewer.

I wish I had some more money.

Granted, it becomes obsolete when those aliens show us that we dont need currency.

I wish I had a Noble prize.

granted but you get PWNT by robbers the next day

I wish pigs could fly

Granted, but flying pigs steal Horde's Nobel Prize and drop it on Elric's head, killing him instantly.

Ha! I pwned BOTH of you!

I wish I had a mudkip.

Granted, it dies when you are challenged to a Pokemon battle.

I wish I could instantly create black holes which couldn't kill me.

Granted, but your mud kip gets eaten by a venasuar

I wish i could feedback pplz like a DA

Granted, but Elric feedbacks you. Unfortunately, this uses up all his energy, so he's unable to defend himself from a ZERGLING RUSH, KEKEKEKEKE ^_^

I wish my friend would shut up.

Granted, but he never can talk again and u kill urself in guilt...

I wish I had a PWNAGE DarkTyrannomon

Granted, it kills you for posting before me and/or Voyager.

I wish America wasn't a Christian nation.

Granted, but it ends up being an extremist nation who uses all its nukes to cause a nuclear holocaust

the quextion above that i asked

Granted, but your DarkTyrannomon goes on a rampage, killing numerous Americans. The terrified American populace converts to a polytheistic religion based on human sacrifice, and they sacrifice Horde to appease the DarkTyrannomon, now worshiped as a vengeful god.

I wish you two would stop posting at the same time.