Granted but you lose all your friends because they think your a no-it-all and you eventually kill yourself from depression

I wish I was a mod

granted,but you ended up as a program stuck in the computer,an then deleted for extra hard drive space...
i wish for something original...

Granted. You have... you! The original person-behind-the-name-reverb102.
You kill yourself in depression at recieving such a gift.

I wish for some yummy food.

Here you go, but its poisoned.

I wish I had a modding team the obeyed my will and did everything perfectly as to my specifications, and that they worked 24/7.

Ok, but they decide that they slit your throat in your sleep.

I wish that i could make awesome maps.

Granted, but they're excellent parchment maps of the Congo as it appeared in 1538.

I wish I had backed up that video before YouTube took it down.

granted but it is a corrupt file

I wish it was still summer vacation

But you have to spend it in the southeast US, without air conditioning.

I wish I could control my computer with my mind.

Here you go, but the screen blows out.

I wish for world war!

granted but you die from the first nuclear missile launched during the war.

i wish i was immortal

Granted, but you will feel infinite pain.
I wish I had untainted Dr Pepper.

Granted but than you accidently spill it all into a pile of dirt and it seeps in

I wish I had someone to do my homework for me

Granted, but he charges $1.00 a word

I wish i was the coolest hunter killer in the history of starcraft

You are but you die
I wish i couldn't die

Granted. You wake up one morning to find that you cannot die. To celebrate, you go out hitting pubs and get very, very drunk. In your drunken stupor, you accidentally board a NASA rocket preparing to launch a satellite into the Sun to test the effects of very high temperatures on expensive equipment. (Kind of a pointless experiment, but NASA likes wasting money, so bear with me...) After several hours of flight, you wake up clinging to the satellite, which is now rapidly approaching the Sun. You realize that you have only two choices: stay with the satellite until it reaches its fateful destination and hope that the intense heat and pressure of the Sun will some how defeat your invincibility, granting you a merciful death or push yourself off the satellite, spending an eternity floating in space.

You are paralyzed with indecision for what seems like forever before finally deciding to take your chances in the interstellar void, but it's too late! The Sun's gravitational field has caught you and forces you into a steady (albeit slow) descent into the star's gravity well. You spend the months watching the Sun grow larger and larger, enduring intense pain as the heat grows steadily higher until you reach the inside of the Sun itself where you spend the next 6 billion years in agony as the Sun continuously burns off your flesh, which regenerates instantly. After the Sun's eventual collapse, you drift aimlessly in the ruins of the solar system with nothing but your own tortured mind for company.


I wish I had a cookie.

Post has been edited 2 time(s), last time on Sep 10 2007, 11:36 pm by Voyager7456. Reason: replaced passive verb (my Lit teacher would kill me!)

Wow, you didn't need to write a whole story!

You get a cookie but you choke on it and one of the chocolate chips in the cookie gets lodged in your throat forever and it can't be removed so for the rest of your life you have to live with asthma.

I wish that I had a dog.

And do you get more minerals for writing longer posts?

Granted, but your dog attacks the President and is put down. Not only that, but you have to pay a huge fine, and it didn't even kill him.

I wish I could remember how to embed YouTube videos on Maplantis.

Yes. But Null doesn't give minerals. I just hate when people wish they can't die.

EDIT: Oh hey, maybe it does. O.o

Granted, but you are forever banned from Maplantis.

I wish I was on a habitable planet of Tau Ceti.

Granted. It's a pity you didn't bring any food or shelter though.

I wish I had a fluffy, harmless kitten.

Granted, it dies when you forget to feed it after playing EVE for 12 hours, only returning with T1 missiles.

I wish Macs didn't exsist.