*kicks weavile guy in the maid costume in the nuts*
rape the girls not me!... oh...
wish granted,but only the freaks that live in sewers and youll end up a freak yourself.
i wish for an omolette for echo

If I wished that there were no such thing as freaks, how can I become a freak?
Granted, but the omelette becomes alive and eats all the weaviles.

crap...wait... *all the weaviles eat the omolette by the inside and escape*
woot,that was cool...
okay i wish for a sneasel chef...

Granted, but you can never put a sneasel and a Chef together, so it results in the end of the world.
I wish I died.

Granted, but your family dies too.

I wish I had a piece of cheese.

wish granted,but you turned into cheese
i wish for ten more weavile hotties ,and dont let any of the ones i have die

Granted, but they're claimed by Peta under animal cruelty due to your lack of proper Pokeballs, which have been established as a legal requirement for ownership of any Pokemon after your wish had introduced them to the world.

I wish the people here were better at wishing/corrupting.

edit:
Zell, you might want to refresh before you post.

Damnit. he got to it first.

Granted, But all the people spam uncontrolably and get Moose dies from the stress.

I wish devilisk accepted Jesus Christ.

Granted, but the it happened after the Apocolypse.
I wish I can master the German language.

Wish granted,but you got sued by russian by-standards

Granted, you can master the German language.
Now you just need to do it. Not that learning'll be any easier than before.

I wish for the ability to bring life to all my drawings - and at my own discretion, not uncontrollably.

( I'm ignoring reverb's on the basis of his lack of wish )

Granted, but they have no soul, therefore they are nothing but a mindless doll.
I wish my pool was made of jell-o!

wish granted,but you have lost your sight,making you blind.
i wish for that EzDay281 was a pie.

damn,i have to stop double posting by accident

Granted, but EzDay was eaten by yogi bear.

I wish I owned Hellgate: London.

... do you guys EVER make sure no one's posted inbetween you?

granted,but the game cd is possesed by a demon,not letting you play it.
i wish for pie.

Not granted.

I wish this very productive topic was kept open. (if you are smart enough to get what I am saying)

Granted, but Moose is God and I have no say.

I wish I could "get" what your saying.

granted,but you ended up as corbo's packmule
i wish the guy who posts after me get ten pokemon anthros