For me it all came down to a simple mathmatical expression:

Yoshi's + Sniper Rifles = Cute
Kame + Rick Roll Links = Not Cute

And yes, I did click that link. But I quickly realized what I had done and closed my browser. And the page did not have time to display.

Merrill made a math book. Beat that!

Merrell

Merrell Again
Better than mudkips.

I vote Merrell the Barrel!

@Echo, Marill != Merrell

I don't get the "!" part. Mind explaining?

!= == does not equal

Merrell is MARILL!

Yoshi is adorable. Kame needs to put a bag over her face. I vote Yoshi.

!= == not equal, actually.

Yeah.. but you don't read it "one not equal two"

The great merrell has spoken!

Omg! -SHRIEKS!- It's Merrell!
How do you read it as anyways?

I choose Yoshi, just look how cute he is:

I read it as Barrel with an M

You read it, one is not equal to two. Much like you read 1 == 1 as one is equal to one.

You could also read it as one does not equal two.

Then you'd have to read 1 == 1 as one equal one.

so the extra = in == becomes is?

!= := ≠
Settled.