For the first time in my life, I wanted to say something, but it wouldn't come out (for some reason I couldn't use my voicebox when I tried to say what I wanted). I want to know, if anyone has any strategies for stopping things like this from happening. Help much appreciated, so I don't have to go through that again.

Drink lots of water?

Freezing? Burn it up! Drinking water works good too .

You had a 2 second Laryngitis?

That's nothing we can help you with. You just need to speak up. It's something everybody goes through.

Ok, thanks for taking it seriously.

and Voy, I drink enough water , its more of a mental thing.

Practice on random people on the street. Feel free to laugh at their reactions, too.

Somebody tried to talk to a girl for the first time.

Nope, not that. I wont say what it is though.

So you talked to a guy for the first time?

take debate. it'll destroy whatever fear you had in speaking.

*Porn music*

...No, I'm straight nub.

That could work, maybe I'll try it in the future.

Same thought. What were you trying to do? More insight on the situation can provide more specific help.

who said you're not, maybe you're just really antisocial

He was buying Playboy and they asked him if he wants the Hawt or super-Hawt edition.

Nope, he tried to ask the lady at Safeway for Mudkip Pr0n, but he couldn't get the words out.

No, he was talking to himself, and he realized that was so retarted, his brain was in shock.

This.

Sounds like him.