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Relationship Deal Breakers

Aug 23 2011, 4:56 am
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Aug 23 2011, 3:05 pm

TiKels Post #21

If it doesn't manage with at least four psychological social diseases (such disabilities that could be appended with sexual count as two), an addIction outside of an addiction to sex (mandatory), a dIverse collection of tight leather apparel as well as whips OR extra thick twine (ropes/leather won't cut it).
No fatties.
No promiscuity. If she's been in at least 5 sexual encounters (each new person is one) I'm not interested.
Must enjoy the sea.
Must enjoy the sun.

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Aug 23 2011, 3:59 pm

LoveLess Post #22

Let me show you how to hump without making love.

If she doesn't smoke or is against drinking. I'm okay with drugs though, to an extent. Also chicks with no street smarts suck.

None.

Aug 23 2011, 4:10 pm

DevliN Post #23

Woah

Quote from

Apos

I've never heard of any girlfriend that wanted to eat her boyfriend for launch.

Well then you clearly haven't dated any cannibal astronauts. LOL HE SAID "BEFORE LAUNCH" LOLOLOLOL

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Aug 23 2011, 4:11 pm

poison_us Post #24

Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!

Checklist, in order of increasing :disgust:

Crabs
Illegal drug addict (best-case)
Excessive immaturity
Excessive stupidity
Curable STDs
Smoking
Bad hygiene
Non-curable STDs
Can't make me a sammich.
Excessive narcissism
Testicles
Leprosy
Cannibalism (though biting is kinky as shit)
Illegal drug addict (worst-case)
Doesn't want to deep fry Lingie
Member of SEN
Echo
Over 14

Aug 23 2011, 4:29 pm

Riney Post #25

Thigh high affectionado

Quote from

poison_us

Checklist, in order of increasing :disgust:

Crabs
Illegal drug addict (best-case)
Excessive immaturity
Excessive stupidity
Curable STDs
Smoking
Bad hygiene
Non-curable STDs
Can't make me a sammich.
Excessive narcissism
Testicles
Leprosy
Cannibalism (though biting is kinky as shit)
Illegal drug addict (worst-case)
Doesn't want to deep fry Lingie
Member of SEN
Echo
Over 14

I love how Cannibalism keeps popping up. Also Echo? :hurr:

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Aug 23 2011, 4:39 pm

O)FaRTy1billion[MM] Post #26

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Aug 23 2011, 10:20 pm

poison_us Post #27

Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!

Quote from

poison_us

Checklist, in order of increasing :disgust:

Crabs
Illegal drug addict (best-case)
Excessive immaturity
Excessive stupidity
Curable STDs
Smoking
Bad hygiene
Non-curable STDs
Can't make me a sammich.
Excessive narcissism
Testicles
Leprosy
Cannibalism (though biting is kinky as shit)
Illegal drug addict (worst-case)
Doesn't want to deep fry Lingie
Member of SEN
Echo
Over 14
Likes Terraria

Revised!

Aug 23 2011, 11:21 pm

BiOAtK Post #28

If they're culturally inept/intellectually stupid. I can't stand girls who are too dumb to talk about complicated ideas with, like philosophy and shit. I need a girl who I can talk with like that. There's not really any other "deal-breakers", because if I find the girl unattractive or one of the other things, I wouldn't want to date them at all. Just be friends.

None.

Aug 23 2011, 11:43 pm

Azrael Post #29

Quote from

poison_us

Quote from

poison_us

Checklist, in order of increasing :disgust:

Crabs
Illegal drug addict (best-case)
Excessive immaturity
Excessive stupidity
Curable STDs
Smoking
Bad hygiene
Non-curable STDs
Can't make me a sammich.
Excessive narcissism
Testicles
Leprosy
Cannibalism (though biting is kinky as shit)
Illegal drug addict (worst-case)
Doesn't want to deep fry Lingie
Member of SEN
Echo
Over 14
Likes Terraria

Revised!

Ouch.

How old are you by the way?

I don't know how funny "over 14" should be read as.

Aug 23 2011, 11:47 pm

IskatuMesk Post #30

Lord of the Locker Room

I personally consider cannibalism a bonus.

Oh, and yeah. Not a fan of drinking, drugs, or smoking.

Show them your butt, and when you do, slap it so it creates a sound akin to a chorus of screaming spider monkeys flogging a chime with cacti. Only then can you find your destiny at the tip of the shaft.

Aug 24 2011, 12:08 am

Tempz Post #31

Well i really don't nit pick... however the ironic thing is a found that deal breakers and hotness line which is similar to hotness via crazy line.

None.

Aug 24 2011, 12:52 am

poison_us Post #32

Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!

Quote from name:Azrael.Wrath

Quote from

poison_us

Quote from

poison_us

Checklist, in order of increasing :disgust:

Crabs
Illegal drug addict (best-case)
Excessive immaturity
Excessive stupidity
Curable STDs
Smoking
Bad hygiene
Non-curable STDs
Can't make me a sammich.
Excessive narcissism
Testicles
Leprosy
Cannibalism (though biting is kinky as shit)
Illegal drug addict (worst-case)
Doesn't want to deep fry Lingie
Member of SEN
Echo
Over 14
Likes Terraria

Revised!

Ouch.

How old are you by the way?

I don't know how funny "over 14" should be read as.

20.

Aug 24 2011, 1:17 am

Dem0n Post #33

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poison_us

Over 14

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poison_us

[color=#598D2B]20.

Aug 24 2011, 3:23 am

Riney Post #34

Thigh high affectionado

Quote from name:Dem0nS1ayer

Quote from

poison_us

Over 14

Quote from

poison_us

[color=#598D2B]20.

Dunno what youre hurring about Demon, you're still 14 yourself :awesome:

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Aug 24 2011, 4:06 am

MillenniumArmy Post #35

There's a mathematical formula for how young a girl you can date. Your age divided by two plus seven, that's how young the girl can be. So in Poison_us' case, he can only date a girl that's 17.

None.

Aug 24 2011, 4:18 am

Dem0n Post #36

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Quote from

Riney

Quote from name:Dem0nS1ayer

Quote from

poison_us

Over 14

Quote from

poison_us

20.

Dunno what youre hurring about Demon, you're still 14 yourself :awesome:

I'm 17 bro. ;_;

Aug 24 2011, 4:22 am

Decency Post #37

Regular smoking's the only serious deal breaker I'd say, and just cigarettes in that regard.

None.

Aug 24 2011, 4:25 am

Azrael Post #38

Quote from

poison_us

20.

In that case, win :lol:

Aug 24 2011, 6:44 am

LoveLess Post #39

Let me show you how to hump without making love.

I am the sole cigarette smoking, alcoholic and past drug abuser on SEN... I feel good.

None.

Aug 24 2011, 7:52 am

DevliN Post #40

Woah

Quote from

LoveLess

I am one of a handful of cigarette smoking, alcoholic and past drug abusers on SEN... I feel good.

Fixed. We can't forget about Vrael's drinking habits or ToA's love of drugs and cigarettes, among others. :awesome:

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