If it doesn't manage with at least four psychological social diseases (such disabilities that could be appended with sexual count as two), an addIction outside of an addiction to sex (mandatory), a dIverse collection of tight leather apparel as well as whips OR extra thick twine (ropes/leather won't cut it). No fatties. No promiscuity. If she's been in at least 5 sexual encounters (each new person is one) I'm not interested. Must enjoy the sea. Must enjoy the sun.
"If a topic that clearly interest noone needs to be closed to underline the "we don't want this here" message, is up to debate."
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If they're culturally inept/intellectually stupid. I can't stand girls who are too dumb to talk about complicated ideas with, like philosophy and shit. I need a girl who I can talk with like that. There's not really any other "deal-breakers", because if I find the girl unattractive or one of the other things, I wouldn't want to date them at all. Just be friends.
Oh, and yeah. Not a fan of drinking, drugs, or smoking.
Show them your butt, and when you do, slap it so it creates a sound akin to a chorus of screaming spider monkeys flogging a chime with cacti. Only then can you find your destiny at the tip of the shaft.
There's a mathematical formula for how young a girl you can date. Your age divided by two plus seven, that's how young the girl can be. So in Poison_us' case, he can only date a girl that's 17.
Symmetry shouted: NudeRaider Is EUD editor capable of writing shit onto the player's harddrive? That seems like it would be dangerous
yeah an editor that isn't allowed to write files sounds rather pointless, so I'd assume it can. Like most other programs too btw. and yes, obviously that's dangerous, but also kinda necessary. MS introduced that virtualization for exactly that reason.
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Ultraviolet -- I don't think so. I think they shut that shit down after 1.16, maybe even earlier
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I don't know how funny "over 14" should be read as.
