I believe Tux isn't interested in playing because he has reality to attend to, from which this would absorb too much time.
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Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!
That and Tux said Lotu)s could have his spot, as he never really said definitively that he was in.
Hm, I believe a "gogogo" is in order.
"If a topic that clearly interest noone needs to be closed to underline the "we don't want this here" message, is up to debate."
-NudeRaider

Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!
You find yourself waking up, and your hands bonded behind you.
Welcome. Welcome to my e-e-estate. Oh, crap, I'll never get this speech right...Too much pressure. Even the subjects can't take it... one already cracked and went insane in transit. Whatever, most of them won't live long enough to make it out of this section anyways. If they laugh at me, I can always get the last laugh.
Alright, to lift the blinds... I wave my hands like so... AAAAAND Voilą!
You are blinded by a sudden wash of sunlight
"Welcome to my...humble...home. My name is poison_us, and I have placed you here for my...amusement. All of you will participate, or die. In fact, even though you participate I do not expect most of you to live.
As your temporary blindness fades, you see a shorter, bearded man in a black cloak standing on a short pedestal
"One among you has been injected with a DNA sequence that one of my friends has made. This sequence has been directly linked to a desire to kill. The great thing about the sequence is, it melds with your current DNA, only replacing the desired pieces. In rats, it acts as a virus, self-replicating in such a way that within a day or two it has already spread through your brain.
You faintly hear another in the group chanting in a low tone. Though you can hear the occasional sound, none of it sounds like a word still spoken by any current civilization
"Now, here comes the fun part. You are bonded with your hands behind your back, as you may have noticed. My intention is not to keep you bonded and let the one with the "killer" gene run free. No, we will perform our first human trial here. Seventeen to one odds say that the last one alive will not be the person injected. I'd say that's sufficient enough of a sample group, is it not?
The chanting has reached an almost buzzing level. As you look for who is making the noise, you realize that the person has been chanting the same phrase repeatedly
"You there, subject Derqua, what are you doing? I am trying to instruct you as well as the rest of the people here. STOP I SAY!
poison_us draws a gun, and as he loads it, you can finally make out what "Derqua" is saying...it sounds like "Ut vorago abyssus ego reverto vos". As poison_us loads a green dart into his gun, you notice he is starting to look scared
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME??
poison_us aims his gun, fires it into "Derqua"'s chest, and "Derqua" collapses. Suddenly, a portal opens up and a metal cart comes flying and smashes into poison_us' chest, knocking him onto his back. As he sits up, you realize where he is...just under a large metal gate. The gate suddenly drops, going completely through the metal cart's top and bottom shelves, as well as poison_us' thighs. Through his screams of pain, he pulls a device from his pocket, and presses a button. You find yourself free of your bonds, with a dead man nearby and a dying one not far from you
Turn 1 START.
Please get your PMs in before Thursday, March 17th. Little heads up: this post contains no clues as to who the killer is, and it is the only post of its kind in that you all get the same post. Subsequent turn results will be delivered via the PM system. No player has a passive, due to both the player count and my reflection upon the idea of TKG.
Post has been edited 2 time(s), last time on Mar 12 2011, 7:47 pm by poison_us.

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Question: which one is dying, and which one is already dead?
Poison is dying and derqua is dead.
"If a topic that clearly interest noone needs to be closed to underline the "we don't want this here" message, is up to debate."
-NudeRaider

Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!
I don't imagine you die immediately when your leg is punctured, though I'd imagine death occurs fairly rapidly. This is your one opportunity to ask my in-game self a question, unless one or more of you can think of a way to save me. Be aware that my in-game self is limited to 3 actions, which ordinarily would not be used up by 3 "talk" commands, but since I'm dying...

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I don't imagine a green dart instantaneously kills someone, either, which is where the confusion arose.
The gate is definitely heavy, since it pierced through the cart and all. It would probably take several players to try to lift. After that, we need to slow the bleeding, which could be done by using shirts as bondage and putting pressure on the afflicted area. Let's save poison, guys!

Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!
I don't imagine a green dart instantaneously kills someone, either, which is where the confusion arose.
Yet you have no problem with the portal? 
Also, don't doubt my poisons. There are several chemicals that can kill a person damn close to instantly.
I am thoroughly confused.
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Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!
I am thoroughly confused.
Ask me anything that you're confused about. I purposely left out details about your surroundings, if that's what you're confused about. TL;DR: version of above is you're in a strange place with a dead Derqua, someone else (NOT Jack) died in transit, and a dying captor.
Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Mar 17 2011, 1:34 pm by poison_us.

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Ask me anything that you're confused about.
I think we're all confused as to who has the modified DNA. If you could give us their name, it would clear up a lot.
Erm, so we are all in the same room, still? :v It almost sounds as if there is only "me" and you two there.
We're all there.
The one with modified DNA is the killer dumbshit.
"If a topic that clearly interest noone needs to be closed to underline the "we don't want this here" message, is up to debate."
-NudeRaider

Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!
Ask me anything that you're confused about.
I think we're all confused as to who has the modified DNA. If you could give us their name, it would clear up a lot.
The one with the "killer gene" knows who he is.
Erm, so we are all in the same room, still? :v It almost sounds as if there is only "me" and you two there.
We're all there.
Yes. I was writing from a funky view, I know, but each player is "you". Since there are no differences between each player's view at this point, I just used "you".
The one with modified DNA is the killer dumbshit.
No need to be that harsh, he's trying to get me to reveal information, I think.
Also, nobody has yet sent a PM regarding this, but I just want to clarify that my in-game responses may be different than my in-forum responses. I suggest you work together to use the most of your 3 answers.

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The one with modified DNA is the killer dumbshit.
No need to be that harsh, he's trying to get me to reveal information, I think.Actually, it was more like this:

We can't explain the universe, just describe it; and we don't know whether our theories are true, we just know they're not wrong. >Harald Lesch
I'm active, can I still join?

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Let Nude take Jack's spot.