It is currently FIVE THIRTY PM. You are standing outside the LIBRARY, the QUAD is nearly DESERTED and you see CLASSMATES mingle in and out of the STUDENT UNION. You do not see any DAMSELS IN DISTRESS, not that you really care, as you are STRAIGHT.

You don't see any FRIENDS near by, but you have over FIVE HUNDRED FACEBOOK FRIENDS. Maybe you should TEXT one of them.

What? You're now Tanya, 19 f

I know. Lesbians = !

TANYA is STRAIGHT, so she doesn't seen anyone. But you could probably call up a friend...

Buy flowers and give them to the next (reasonably) hot girl you find, then ask her if she's single and what her hobbies are.

>this thread

to your left is a bed of POSIES. You quickly pick a few and approach a MODERATELY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN and offer them to her. Since you do not know her, she hesitantly accepts the POSIES, and asks if you're LOST.

Tell her you just moved in from OUT OF STATE and don't know a lot of PEOPLE here. Ask her if she would like to SHOW YOU AROUND and HANG OUT later

She says that would be alright, and her name is STACEY. She informs you that she is an exchange student from CANADA, and knows what its like to be lost. She takes you around CAMPUS and shows you its modest offerings - the LIBRARY, the SCIENCE BUILDING, the LIBERAL ARTS BUILDING, and then a few BUILDINGS that contain only CLASSROOMS. She ends the tour at her DORM, the ALL GIRLS DORM on the edge of CAMPUS. She says she'll be right back, she needs to go change.

You understand the campus! You can go anywhere you want from anywhere you want now! You don't need to go step by step to your next location!

Ask her if she's single and if you can come with her while she changes. So you two can have some "fun" afterwards.

She is HORRIFIED with your behavior, but she leads you into the LOUNGE of the ALL GIRLS DORM ROOM. It is DESERTED except for the two of you. The room has faded damask wallpaper and the carpet has been well worn. There is a FIREPLACE that looks like it hasn't been lit in ages, and about that a mantel with TRINKETS such as photos of old deans and a little BUST OF ATHENA. STACEY approaches the MANTEL and beckons you to follow. she reaches behind the BUST OF ATHENA and pulls a HIDDEN LEVER. Which flips the wall and the ground beneath you. Seconds later you are in a much nicer hallway that is lit with softly glowing candles. The carpet is much softer and luxurious than on the other side of the wall. There is no lever behind you to let you out. Ahead of you are several closed doors - but further down the hall you see light pouring out of an open room, and you think you hear classical music.

inb4 we end up in hogwarts.

say, "the fuck?"

STACEY looks at you with a blank face. "I'm sorry, I thought you knew," she said slowly. "You said the pass phrase almost perfectly, I thought you were the new member we were waiting for." She looks at you, "what's your name anyways?" She asks. You see out of the corner of your eye ANOTHER WOMAN coming up the hall. You can't turn and stare, or else STACEY would become even more suspicious. You tell her your name, "well play along," she says, "or else the headmistress will kill me." The other woman, as you now know as the HEADMISTRESS, approaches you.
"What is this about? Stacey, I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to her."


Nope, not Hogwarts. Why, would you like dem magics?

Say "I am Natalya Orodoro Menkov Oksana. I was sent here."

And then ask the headmistress if she's single and what hobbies she has.

lol nude why are you trolling now?

"Que?"

I need to improve my swagger stat.

Posting stupid commands apparently make you cool and accepted in this community.
And since this isn't a serious game it's perfectly appropriate.