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Feb 12 2011, 7:27 pm
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Feb 24 2011, 5:05 pm

Excalibur Post #261

The sword and the faith

Do your best to complete INTRODUCTION TRAINING and the SAFETY MANAGEMENT TEST. Find your supervisor and inform them of your success, then request a UNIFORM and TASKS. Afterwards inquire as to the specifics of your HOURLY WAGE and PAY DAY.

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Feb 24 2011, 7:01 pm

rockz Post #262

ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ ɪᴛ!

whoa whoa whoa there, we start tomorrow. we have a movie to see with kate, which will hopefully help us watch the human centipede with her later.

"Parliamentary inquiry, Mr. Chairman - do we have to call the Gentleman a gentleman if he's not one?"

Feb 24 2011, 7:02 pm

ClansAreForGays Post #263

SNORE!

http://waitbutwhy.com/2013/09/why-generation-y-yuppies-are-unhappy.html
"We're being taught to hate downwards"

Feb 24 2011, 9:07 pm

Fire_Kame Post #264

wth is starcraft

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rockz

whoa whoa whoa there, we start tomorrow. we have a movie to see with kate, which will hopefully help us watch the human centipede with her later.

Too bad sucker! You should have thought of that earlier!

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Excalibur

You complete the INTRODUCTION TRAINING with ease, and your high INTELLIGENCE STAT allows you to pass the SAFETY MANAGEMENT TEST. You go to find your SUPERVISOR to receive a UNIFORM and TASKS. But they are not in their office! I wonder where they could be.

To the SOUTH is the BACK STORAGE AREA. To the NORTH is the CASHIER STANDS and EXIT. To the EAST are SHELVES OF GOODS, and to the WEST is the MANAGER'S OFFICE. You are standing in the DOORWAY.

Feb 24 2011, 9:22 pm

ClansAreForGays Post #265

God this is so boring now.

http://waitbutwhy.com/2013/09/why-generation-y-yuppies-are-unhappy.html
"We're being taught to hate downwards"

Feb 24 2011, 9:34 pm

CaptainWill Post #266

Maybe I should revive my text adventure. Variety is the spice of life apparently.

(as if that would happen)

None.

Feb 24 2011, 9:52 pm

Fire_Kame Post #267

wth is starcraft

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God this is so boring now.

it started off boring!! It started as a discussion in the sbox.

I'm too lazy to reverse it, so go bottom to top:

Collapsable Box

Feb 24 2011, 11:08 pm

rockz Post #268

ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ ɪᴛ!

Skip work and go to the movies.

"Parliamentary inquiry, Mr. Chairman - do we have to call the Gentleman a gentleman if he's not one?"

Feb 25 2011, 12:24 am

rayNimagi Post #269

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rockz

Skip work and go to the movies.

NO! Deuc is just going to steal the girl. We need to get money and use that money to buy something nice for a different woman.

Win by luck, lose by skill.

Feb 25 2011, 2:18 am

Excalibur Post #270

The sword and the faith

Ask cashiers if they've seen supervisor, if they haven't, check with manager.

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The sword and the faith.
:ex:

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Feb 25 2011, 7:50 pm

Fire_Kame Post #271

wth is starcraft

Quote from

rockz

Skip work and go to the movies.

You begin to walk out when you remember DEUC'S advice: TONY! There's a time and a place for everything, but not now! You decide to wait.

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rayNimagi

Quote from

rockz

Skip work and go to the movies.

NO! Deuc is just going to steal the girl. We need to get money and use that money to buy something nice for a different woman.

Quote from

Excalibur

Ask cashiers if they've seen supervisor, if they haven't, check with manager.

You approach the CASHIERS about the SUPERVISOR, a RUDE CASHIER informs you that your SUPERVISOR is on break, and that she'll give you TASKS. She tells you to go SORT the HANGARS.

Feb 25 2011, 8:37 pm

lil-Inferno Post #272

Just here for the pie

Quote from

Fire_Kame

Quote from

rockz

Skip work and go to the movies.

You begin to walk out when you remember DEUC'S advice: TONY! There's a time and a place for everything, but not now! You decide to wait.

Is that a Pokemon reference?

Sort out the hangers.

Feb 25 2011, 8:59 pm

Fire_Kame Post #273

wth is starcraft

TONY goes to start sorting HANGARS. They're all the same! What the hell?

Suddenly, a pack of RAVAGE GRUES, led by your SUPERVISOR comes in and DEVOURS TONY and TONY'S COWORKERS. Apparently this was an elaborate SCHEME to DEFRAUD INSURANCE.

You feel the need to play a REAL RP.

Would you like to try again?

Feb 25 2011, 9:35 pm

poison_us Post #274

Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!

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Fire_Kame

You feel the need to play a REAL RP.

At first I was all like Oh? :awesome:

Then I was all like Oh

Feb 25 2011, 9:36 pm

lil-Inferno Post #275

Just here for the pie

Insert a QUARTER into the GAME MACHINE to get one more LIFE.

Feb 25 2011, 10:06 pm

Fire_Kame Post #276

wth is starcraft

Quote from

poison_us

Quote from

Fire_Kame

You feel the need to play a REAL RP.

At first I was all like Oh? :awesome:

Then I was all like Oh

I like Will more than you. He doesn't call me vulgar names, even when I troll him.

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lil-Inferno

Insert a QUARTER into the GAME MACHINE to get one more LIFE.

Save point not found! New character compiling...

Age: 19
Gender: Female
Field of Study: Psychology
Aspirations: Better the world
Usual Mood: Melancholy
Name: TANYA

You are a student at STATE HILLS INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY, a university renowned for its Computer Science and Physics programs. You decided to follow your EX BOYFRIEND, LUKE VAN HEART, to this university, and after the HARSH BREAK UP you regret your DECISION. Fortunately, you are still YOUNG and VIVACIOUS, and one day you will learn to LOVE AGAIN. You decided to study PSYCHOLOGY solely to SPITE LUKE VAN HEART, but you found the subject interesting. Since you switched emphasis, you are a little behind and will probably graduate in five semesters. Let's check out your stats:

(out of a cap of 15)
LUCK RATING: 3
PERSONALITY: 9
INTELLIGENCE: 4
CONFIDENCE: 2
STAMINA: 5
AWARENESS: 3
SWAGGER: 4

Philosophy is such a small department you've been with the same students for almost your entire career, putting you in contact with at most thirty to fifty students. However, being a chick of moderate attractiveness and PERSONALITY, making friends shouldn't be too hard. However, LUKE VAN HEART tried his best to DESTROY your SELF ESTEEM and FRIENDSHIPS, but he failed miserably. Let's look at your renown:

KARMIC ALIGNMENT: Neutral(+/- 0)
GOOD DEEDS: 0
BAD DEEDS: 0
RTARD: 0
SMART: 0
REPUTATION: Lady Friend (+ 2)
GRADES: 3.8 GPA

It is the FRIDAY of the FIFTH WEEK of a SIXTEEN WEEK semester. The current TIME is 5:30PM. You have classes on MONDAYS and WEDNESDAYS, with a night class on THURSDAY. You had been studying for your BEHAVIORS OF CHILDREN class for the past few hours in the LIBRARY. Let's check your inventory:

LEFT POCKET (two slots)
pen
cell phone

RIGHT POCKET (two slots)
[empty]
[empty]

BACK POCKET (one slot)
[empty]

BACKPACK (seven slots)
BEHAVIOR OF CHILDREN textbook
FIVE SUBJECT NOTEBOOK
POCKET CALENDAR
[empty]
[empty]
[empty]
[empty]

PURSE (three slots)
WALLET
[empty]
[empty]

You want to VEG out, but you are also HUNGRY. Earlier that day you had heard of a FREE MOVIE and FOOD in the ENGLISH BUILDING'S AUDITORIUM at SIX.

Feb 25 2011, 10:46 pm

lil-Inferno Post #277

Just here for the pie

Is there any reason that the university's acronym is SHIT?

Check the TIME, your SURROUNDINGS, and for any people you're FRIENDS with. Also, check for any DAMSELS IN DISTRESS.

Feb 26 2011, 12:35 am

poison_us Post #278

Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!

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Fire_Kame

Quote from

poison_us

Quote from

Fire_Kame

You feel the need to play a REAL RP.

At first I was all like Oh? :awesome:

Then I was all like Oh

I like Will more than you. He doesn't call me vulgar names, even when I troll him. :

Bitch, since when did I let you troll me?

Go eat.

Feb 26 2011, 2:11 am

rayNimagi Post #279

Ensure you are wearing clothes and any visual aid devices (glasses/contacts).

Figure out how to get to English auditorium.

If you don't know, look at a campus map and/or ask nearby people.

Go to English auditorium.

Ensure food is free and not poisonous.

Eat food.

Win by luck, lose by skill.

Feb 26 2011, 4:45 am

rockz Post #280

ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ ɪᴛ!

go flash TONY.

"Parliamentary inquiry, Mr. Chairman - do we have to call the Gentleman a gentleman if he's not one?"

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