Most employers here will give your first payments weekly, either by cheque or by cash. It takes a while for them to process your bank account details and enter you on their payroll databases.
Faber should just go fucking rob a corner shop or something. Go to Moms room, find a pair of tights, roll them over his head as a makeshift facemask, wear a hat concealing the tights. Go to nearest corner shop and pull tights over face upon entering. Approach the clerk behind the counter and reveal the knife and demand $200. Apologise profusely if he yields, go to the next shop if he refuses and stab him if he reacts violently.
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An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death
But what about our karmic balance?
I figured it just a matter of time that another relative will be gagged and bound to a chair, and left unwittingly in our hero's path for him to regain his karma on.
None.
An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death
I wonder why Mom doesn't have $200 to pay the fee ;o maybe we should ask her for the money.
It seems the BASTARDS took your MOM'S money! And yet they still want $200!
I guess she would have money in the bank or something. Or maybe a secret safe.
Tell mom that you will be going out. Ask Jim if he wants to come. Take mom's car and drive to Arizona.
Also decline Jim's offer of him getting a job and loaning money.
Do we even have enough money to drive to Arizona? Estimate the distance and expenses to drive there.
You aren't at your HOUSE, so you can't tell MOM you're going out at the moment. You ask JIM if he wishes to accompany you but he DECLINES because his DAD is out of town, making him the man of the house. You also DECLINE JIM'S OFFER of getting a JOB. Unfortunately for you, you TORE UP your LEARNER'S PERMIT earlier, making it ILLEGAL for you to DRIVE! Your
EVIL KARMA isn't high enough to willingly BREAK THE LAW. If you had the MONEY for such a trip, you'd be able to pay off your DEBT in the first place. Your $45 wouldn't CUT IT. Not to mention, ARIZONA is ACROSS THE COUNTRY, and it's doubtful that CONNOR could, or even would, operate from so far away.
DAYS TO PAY DEBT: 7 (including today)
KARMIC BALANCE:
EVIL (-1)0 RETARD POINTS.
CURRENT STATS- Strength - 6
- Perception - 6
- Endurance - 6
- Charisma - 6
- Intelligence - 6
- Agility - 6
- Luck - 7
INVENTORY
LEFT POCKET (two slots)
RIGHT POCKET (two slots)
- iPod
- Hall Pass (with Mr. Harden's signature)
BACK POCKET (one slot)
- Wallet containing Key Ring, Money ($45), School ID Card
BACKPACK (ten slots)
- Umbrella
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
EQUIPPED WEAPON: Knife
P.S. The reason I continue to do two requests at a time is their similarity. If I don't update it for a bit feel free to add on to the previous post and I might include it in the next update.
An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death
Store knife securely into backpack.
Ask mom and Jim if going to Arizona to hunt down who might be Mr. C is a good idea. If neither of them thinks so, abort plan and go to plan B:
Go to the drop site at "DicMonald's" and look for anything suspicious, or any clues, particularly as to who Green Lantern could be.
Check what time it is after all of this.
Stop everything, sit down, and pray to god for forgiveness.
None.
Store knife securely into backpack.
Ask mom and Jim if going to Arizona to hunt down who might be Mr. C is a good idea. If neither of them thinks so, abort plan and go to plan B:
Go to the drop site at "DicMonald's" and look for anything suspicious, or any clues, particularly as to who Green Lantern could be.
Check what time it is after all of this.
Stop everything, sit down, and pray to god for forgiveness.
You stash your KNIFE securely into your BACKPACK after UNEQUIPPING it. Before you head off you PRAY to GOD for forgiveness of your
SINS. You get
1 GOOD KARMA POINT, bringing you to
NEUTRAL KARMA. DICMONALD'S is fairly close to JIM'S HOUSE. You give your FAREWELLS to JIM for the time being and go to scope the place out.
It takes about 5 MINUTES to reach DICMONALD'S. Your PERCEPTION yields this information: The PARKING LOT has only 3 VEHICLES in it, presumably the EMPLOYEES'. There is a MAN sleeping on the sidewalk leading up to the entrance. He has rather grizzly FACIAL HAIR and has 2 EMPTY BOTTLES OF WHISKEY sitting near him. Other than that there are no signs of LIFE in the PARKING LOT, and no CLUES that stand out thus far.
You check the time on your CELL PHONE. It is now 4:15 PM.
DAYS TO PAY DEBT: 7 (including today)
KARMIC BALANCE:
NEUTRAL (0)0 RETARD POINTS.
CURRENT STATS- Strength - 6
- Perception - 6
- Endurance - 6
- Charisma - 6
- Intelligence - 6
- Agility - 6
- Luck - 7
INVENTORY
LEFT POCKET (two slots)
RIGHT POCKET (two slots)
- iPod
- Hall Pass (with Mr. Harden's signature)
BACK POCKET (one slot)
- Wallet containing Key Ring, Money ($45), School ID Card
BACKPACK (ten slots)
- Umbrella
- Knife
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
EQUIP KNIFE from BACKPACK and INTERROGATE the MEN in the PARKING LOT.
None.
EQUIP KNIFE from BACKPACK and INTERROGATE the MEN in the PARKING LOT.
You swing the KNIFE out of your BACKPACK and EQUIP it. Soon after you approach the SLEEPING MAN and try to COMMUNICATE INTERROGATIVE SENTENCES toward him. As he is SLEEPING, he subconsciously disregards everything you have to say. His SNORES are quite loud.
DAYS TO PAY DEBT: 7 (including today)
KARMIC BALANCE:
NEUTRAL (0)0 RETARD POINTS.
CURRENT STATS- Strength - 6
- Perception - 6
- Endurance - 6
- Charisma - 6
- Intelligence - 6
- Agility - 6
- Luck - 7
INVENTORY
LEFT POCKET (two slots)
RIGHT POCKET (two slots)
- iPod
- Hall Pass (with Mr. Harden's signature)
BACK POCKET (one slot)
- Wallet containing Key Ring, Money ($45), School ID Card
BACKPACK (ten slots)
- Umbrella
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
EQUIPPED WEAPON: Knife
Check for any change in your pocket to leave next to the man and give him ipod. Hug him and walk away.
None.
Check for any change in your pocket to leave next to the man and give him ipod. Hug him and walk away.
You don't have any CHANGE on you, only BILLS. Just as you are about to give the MAN your IPOD, it occurs to you that you can SELL IT! You barely use it anyway. Regardless, you HUG him in his SLEEP, KNIFE still in hand, and walk away. He AWAKENS and starts yelling about VIET CONG.
DAYS TO PAY DEBT: 7 (including today)
KARMIC BALANCE:
NEUTRAL (0)0 RETARD POINTS.
CURRENT STATS- Strength - 6
- Perception - 6
- Endurance - 6
- Charisma - 6
- Intelligence - 6
- Agility - 6
- Luck - 7
INVENTORY
LEFT POCKET (two slots)
RIGHT POCKET (two slots)
- iPod
- Hall Pass (with Mr. Harden's signature)
BACK POCKET (one slot)
- Wallet containing Key Ring, Money ($45), School ID Card
BACKPACK (ten slots)
- Umbrella
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
EQUIPPED WEAPON: Knife
Drop down and do push ups while solving a math problem in your head
None.
We can't explain the universe, just describe it; and we don't know whether our theories are true, we just know they're not wrong. >Harald Lesch
That was blunt
Drop down and do push ups while solving a math problem in your head
Randomly you DROP TO THE GROUND and begin doing PUSH UPS while holding the KNIFE. While you're doing so you attempt the EQUATION 49 • 74. Your STRENGTH permits you to only do TEN before getting TIRED. Your INTELLIGENCE makes you wait an extended period of time before figuring out it equates to 3626.
DAYS TO PAY DEBT: 7 (including today)
KARMIC BALANCE:
NEUTRAL (0)0 RETARD POINTS.
CURRENT STATS- Strength - 6
- Perception - 6
- Endurance - 6
- Charisma - 6
- Intelligence - 6
- Agility - 6
- Luck - 7
INVENTORY
LEFT POCKET (two slots)
RIGHT POCKET (two slots)
- iPod
- Hall Pass (with Mr. Harden's signature)
BACK POCKET (one slot)
- Wallet containing Key Ring, Money ($45), School ID Card
BACKPACK (ten slots)
- Umbrella
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
EQUIPPED WEAPON: Knife
Act well and ask for a job at DicMonald's.
Find a pawn shop and see how much they'll take the iPod for.
Win by luck, lose by skill.
Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!
How does giving a Homeless man a hug not = +Karma?
