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The Adventures of FABER
Feb 14 2011, 2:42 am
By: lil-Inferno
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Feb 18 2011, 11:28 pm poison_us Post #141

Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!

Yes. Perform Leo Strut as walking into the darkness, and pray your assailant laughs, giving away his position for your attack.




Feb 18 2011, 11:41 pm NudeRaider Post #142

We can't explain the universe, just describe it; and we don't know whether our theories are true, we just know they're not wrong. >Harald Lesch

Since some members seem to lack common sense I'll state the obvious:
It won't be tolerated that these RPGs evolve into sex games. I'm sure this is in the meaning of the game hosts.

And as such actions containing or leading to sexual acts will be deleted and fined.




Feb 18 2011, 11:41 pm lil-Inferno Post #143

Just here for the pie

Quote from poison_us
Yes. Perform Leo Strut as walking into the darkness, and pray your assailant laughs, giving away his position for your attack.
You walk down with MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF SWAGGER performing the LEO STRUT. There is no ASSAILANT according to your PERCEPTION, but you find MOM with a small LIGHT over her! She is stuck in a crude WOODEN CHAIR, DUCT TAPED to it! She also has a BROWN PAPER BAG covering her head and you assume her MOUTH is DUCT TAPED as well. She doesn't know it's YOU that's here as the BROWN PAPER BAG is covering her EYES! There is a NOTE left on a STOOL next to the CHAIR that MOM is on!

KARMIC BALANCE: EVIL (-3)

0 RETARD POINTS.

CURRENT STATS
  • Strength - 6
  • Perception - 6
  • Endurance - 6
  • Charisma - 6
  • Intelligence - 6
  • Agility - 6
  • Luck - 7

INVENTORY





Feb 18 2011, 11:43 pm Bar Refaeli Post #144



Say hi to mom. Read note.



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Feb 18 2011, 11:44 pm Roy Post #145

An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death

Tell mom that everything is going to be okay, pocket note, take bag off her head and let her see it's me, free her. Ask what happened with genuine concern and a hint of wanting revenge.




Feb 18 2011, 11:55 pm lil-Inferno Post #146

Just here for the pie

Quote from name:Raccoon
Say hi to mom. Read note.
Quote from Roy
Tell mom that everything is going to be okay, pocket note, take bag off her head and let her see it's me, free her. Ask what happened with genuine concern and a hint of wanting revenge.
You say hi to MOM. You can hear a muffled "Hi honey" and a few tears drip down out of the BROWN PAPER BAG. You assure her that everything will be okay and take the BAG off of her head as well as CAREFULLY REMOVE the DUCT TAPE from her MOUTH. You also use the KNIFE to cut the DUCT TAPE imprisoning her to the CHAIR. MOM is FREE. You GAIN 2 GOOD KARMA POINTS for doing such a GOOD DEED. Afterward you put the NOTE in your LEFT POCKET for LATER because you're currently concerned with your MOM (off-topic: sorry Raccoon but I'm going mostly with Roy's suggestion). You ask your MOM to tell you what happened with a GENUINELY CONCERNED tone. You tell her you will get back at the BASTARDS that did this. She tells you to WATCH YOUR MOUTH and says it's all a BLUR. All she recalls is she went to the local PUB early in the morning. You might LEARN MORE if you read the LETTER.

KARMIC BALANCE: EVIL (-1)

0 RETARD POINTS.

CURRENT STATS
  • Strength - 6
  • Perception - 6
  • Endurance - 6
  • Charisma - 6
  • Intelligence - 6
  • Agility - 6
  • Luck - 7

INVENTORY





Feb 18 2011, 11:57 pm NudeRaider Post #147

We can't explain the universe, just describe it; and we don't know whether our theories are true, we just know they're not wrong. >Harald Lesch

read the letter




Feb 19 2011, 12:00 am Bar Refaeli Post #148



Quote from NudeRaider
read the letter
Do not fight it Inferno.



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Feb 19 2011, 12:17 am lil-Inferno Post #149

Just here for the pie

Quote from NudeRaider
read the letter
You take the LETTER out of your LEFT POCKET and read it out loud so your MOTHER can hear it as well.

Quote from Mr. C's Note
To whom it may concern,

If you don't want your mother to be killed then I suggest you cough up $200 within a week. Deliver the money to "Green Lantern" outside DicMonald's on Friday, February 25 at 12:00 PM. Fail to comply and we'll hastily make your life terrible. Sorry :)!

P.S. Don't pull off a stunt like the umbrella incident again. Do not fight our power.

Sincerely,
Mr. C

You put the NOTE back into your LEFT POCKET. Your MOTHER is in SHOCK, as are you since you only have $45!

KARMIC BALANCE: EVIL (-1)

0 RETARD POINTS.

CURRENT STATS
  • Strength - 6
  • Perception - 6
  • Endurance - 6
  • Charisma - 6
  • Intelligence - 6
  • Agility - 6
  • Luck - 7

INVENTORY





Feb 19 2011, 12:18 am Bar Refaeli Post #150



Ask mom for 200$.



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Feb 19 2011, 12:19 am lil-Inferno Post #151

Just here for the pie

Quote from name:Raccoon
Ask mom for 200$.
It seems the BASTARDS took your MOM'S money! And yet they still want $200!




Feb 19 2011, 12:27 am Echo Post #152



Ask mom for a hug


Oh and ban Raitaki from game



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Feb 19 2011, 12:30 am lil-Inferno Post #153

Just here for the pie

Quote from Echo
Ask mom for a hug
You ask mom for a HUG. She has been through A LOT and HAPPILY OBLIGES. You HUG your MOM, KNIFE still EQUIPPED and all.

KARMIC BALANCE: EVIL (-1)

0 RETARD POINTS.

CURRENT STATS
  • Strength - 6
  • Perception - 6
  • Endurance - 6
  • Charisma - 6
  • Intelligence - 6
  • Agility - 6
  • Luck - 7

INVENTORY





Feb 19 2011, 12:31 am Bar Refaeli Post #154



Go to Jim's house.



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Feb 19 2011, 12:31 am Roy Post #155

An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death

We need a way to earn $200 by next week. I have a few ideas that would probably pan out because we have decent luck, but they would throw Faber's karmic balance to evil rather quickly.
- Fencing
- Scamming
- Blackmailing

Or we can do something neutral, such as getting odd-jobs or panhandling.

I know! Go to my room and estimate value of my possessions. I guess Jim's house it is.




Feb 19 2011, 12:35 am lil-Inferno Post #156

Just here for the pie

Quote from name:Raccoon
Go to Jim's house.
You exit the BASEMENT and your HOUSE without even saying BYE to MOM or telling her WHERE YOU'RE GOING. You begin walking to JIM'S HOUSE. It is 3:30 PM by the time you reach his DOOR. You KNOCK and he ANSWERS. You still have a KNIFE in your hand, which he finds rather ODD. He asks why the hell you weren't in AP LANGUAGE AND COMPOSITION III.




Feb 19 2011, 12:36 am Echo Post #157



Drop knife and ask for a hug



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Feb 19 2011, 12:39 am lil-Inferno Post #158

Just here for the pie

Quote from Echo
Drop knife and ask for a hug
You drop your KNIFE, which falls to the GROUND by your FOOT. You ask JIM for a hug. He insists you do a BRO-HUG instead. You go on with said BRO-HUG. JIM wonders why you're at his HOUSE in the first place.

KARMIC BALANCE: EVIL (-1)

0 RETARD POINTS.

CURRENT STATS
  • Strength - 6
  • Perception - 6
  • Endurance - 6
  • Charisma - 6
  • Intelligence - 6
  • Agility - 6
  • Luck - 7

INVENTORY





Feb 19 2011, 12:39 am Roy Post #159

An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death

Tell Jim I got lost (response to skipping class), but that's not important. Ask how I can earn $350 quickly.




Feb 19 2011, 12:43 am lil-Inferno Post #160

Just here for the pie

Quote from Roy
Tell Jim I got lost, but that's not important. Ask how I can earn $350 quickly.
You tell JIM you were EXPLORING the SCHOOL and got LOST. You get passed the details and cut to the point. You tell him you need $350 FAST! Being the clever man he is, JIM jokingly says "dealing drugs" and "prostitution". JIM is HILARIOUS, but doesn't provide much useful INPUT.

KARMIC BALANCE: EVIL (-1)

0 RETARD POINTS.

CURRENT STATS
  • Strength - 6
  • Perception - 6
  • Endurance - 6
  • Charisma - 6
  • Intelligence - 6
  • Agility - 6
  • Luck - 7

INVENTORY





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