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As a sidenote, a large number of the champions in LoL are left handed when it makes no sense for them to be. Take Pantheon, for example...he holds his spear in his left hand. Bad form for a soldier wielding a shield, considering he's holding the shield on the opposite side of his heart. That's the main reason why we're mostly right-handed nowadays.
Oh, and I could compile a list, but I don't feel like fuck it, I've got nothing better to do. Will edit with lefties.
EDIT: By looking through the champion_portraits folder:
Definite: Sivir
Teemo
Singed
Twitch
Karthus
Janna
(Mundo's picture shows his cleaver in his left hand, but from in-game stuff I know he's a rightie)
Gangplank (has both sword and gun, but swords should logically be in the strong arm, I'm calling him a leftie)
Taric
LeBlanc
Nidalee
Vlad
Pantheon
I left out some I couldn't tell (like Yi), and people with staffs might actually be right handed. When they held a staff, I tried to remember how they cast spells/attacks, such as Veigar, who uses his right hand for everything but autoattacks.
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Karthus is the most rigged piece of shit I've ever seen. How is being able to hit every enemy champion across the entire map fair? Not to mention he can still cast right after he dies and is able to accumulate a massive amount of ability power. God damn.
Just sayin'.
There will be a lot of champs you face that seem OP because of stuff like that. You'll get used to it and find ways to counter.
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Bad form for a soldier wielding a shield, considering he's holding the shield on the opposite side of his heart.
The difference is, what, half an inch overall? Given that Pantheon's a Spartan rip-off, it's far more important that his handedness match his phalanx-mates. And the handedness of one's opponent significantly effects mechanics of combat; assuming one can assemble an entire squad of lefties, they should be at an advantage because they're simply unusual.
That's the main reason why we're mostly right-handed nowadays
...what. Citation?
I left out some I couldn't tell (like Yi)
Judging from pictures, Master Yi's right-hand holds the upper portion of the handle, which at least suggests he's right-handed.
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League Champion Kassadin is on the run after a failed attempt to prevent a sacrificial ritual, resulting in a major blackout within Zaun. According to witnesses, he discharged Void energy in an attempt to save a young woman from being sacrificed at the hands of fellow League Champion Malzahar. The energy was sucked into a hexvein conduit feeding into the nexus powering the southern district, causing extensive damage that will take Zaunite techmaturgical crews several days to repair.
Malzahar’s presence in Zaun attests to the existence of a growing subculture of Void worshippers. The self-proclaimed “prophet” is still met with intense skepticism, however, with Valoranian leadership equating his bodements to nattering gossip.
Despite his extremist views, Malzahar has found an audience. He appeared in Zaun’s southern district this morning with several hundred cultist followers, chanting in an unknown dialect. The gathering quickly escalated into a rally of both void worshippers and protesters alike, with the Prophet floating above a hexvein power node in the center of the crowd. Onlookers say the group soon carried a bound young woman out to Malzahar, over whom he initiated a sacrificial spell and caused his dagger to magically levitate above her.
It was at that moment that Kassadin abruptly materialized, dressed in full League regalia. He activated his sword and pointed it at Malzahar. A participant at the event, who refused to give his name, recorded the exchange between the champions. We transcribed a portion of it:
[Pulsing sound followed by shuffling and startled screams]
Kassadin: “Malzahar! Get away from her! She is not yours!”
Malzahar: “Brother! Enlightened Walker of the Path! Join us!”
Kassadin: “Don’t patronize me, mage! You threaten the balance! Let her go!”
[Another pulse sound, a woman’s scream, and a small explosion]
Malzahar: “See what you’ve done! This is your doing!”
Kassadin: “No!”
[Static]
Our source described what happened: “It all happened very fast. Kassadin appeared just like Malzahar said he would. The blast that Kassadin sent toward the Prophet seemed to pull itself to the dagger instead. When it hit, the dagger glowed and cut a hole open into the air. Like lightning, a shadow grabbed the woman and dragged her in. She disappeared! The explosion as the hole closed was what destroyed that power node caused it to absorb the majority of the blast. A purple glow flowed down the conduit, causing fluctuations as it reached the nexus.
Zaun Security Supervisor, Rhoman Plath, made a statement soon after:
“Void Cultists are a crock, to be frank. We will be looking into the incident, but sadly, the death of one person is not news here in Zaun. We are in pursuit of Kassadin, seeing as he is the culprit behind the blackout. Unfortunately, as my men have informed me, he is nearly impossible to catch, so we hope he will come forward of his own volition. As for the victim’s identity, our initial investigation has suggested that this woman may, in fact, be Kassadin’s daughter.””
Haven't been reading this crap until I got bored and finally opened up the little feather to see what the fuck is up. I, my friends, believe a woman is in the future ranks of the Void folk. Possibly a very Spiteful one. Been reading some older ones as well, there was stuff about Luxanna four months before she was even released.
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That's the main reason why we're mostly right-handed nowadays
...what. Citation?
But as time passed, they noticed that when they attacked the left part of the chest (i.e. the heart) the kill was faster(i.e. the victim would die faster). Later when he started advancing in technology, he started to use a shield for defense. But as they knew that the weak point was on the left of the chest (heart), the shield was used with the left hand and attacking was done using the right hand. Thus man started to use the right hand more for attacking and thus the right hand was used for more specific and specialized fine movements and the left for broader, contextual movements as in a shield where accuracy is not so much required until the attack is blocked.
Kassadin has a daughter?
Who said anything about "need"ing citations? You said something rather odd, so I questioned it - it's an element of conversation.
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Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!
Who said anything about "need"ing citations? You said something rather odd, so I questioned it - it's an element of conversation.
That's the main reason why we're mostly right-handed nowadays
...what. Citation?
A bemused request for citation doesn't contradict my statement that noone said anything about it being needed.
Like I said, it's an element of conversation.
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Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!
Game wasn't too eventful, but the post-game chat...gotta love the pub Mundo 
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god, you sucked that game poison.
Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!
Yo, Nude, there's a difference between a straight, balanced tank and a tank carry. I was the former.
Plus Oli KS'd me because he's a noob.
Karma's spirit bond ability looks insanely fun.
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She doesn't look OP at all...
