Granted, but no one believes on God anymore.
get it? omniscience?

I wish I was never tired and that I'd never need to use coffee, tea, caffeine or any type of drug(s).

No, I wasn't asking to be all-knowing... Eh, it's a confusing question, I guess; I withdraw it.
Granted. You now have extreme narcolepsy.

I wish at least 30 people will sign-up for my mafia game when I host it.

http://www.staredit.net/?p=shoutbox&view=1133

Granted, but they turn out to be Devilesk using 30 different accounts.

I wish my Asian friend would become president of a club at school.

Granted, he's president of the Anime club (GG)

I wish weeaboos didn't exist.

They actually have one of those at my school...

And as for my friend's campaign, I've successfully so far:
1. Gotten over 50 signatures in favor of him (where club membership last year was ~10)
2. Intimidated a rival candidate into dropping out of the election.

So far, I'd say it's the best political experiment I've ever done

I am actually in one of those at my school

btw. this doesn't qualify for the 10 Dollars. I'm still waiting.

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I wish weeaboos didn't exist.

Granted. Now, everyone is a weeaboo, and it's abnormal to not be one.

I wish that I didn't gravedig so hard.

GR̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎A̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡NTE҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̚̕̚҉D. BUT Y҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑҉O҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡U STILL G̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔RǍ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̚̕̕̚̕̚͡V҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡EDIG SȎ̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏FT, A̞̟̠͇̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̕̚N̒̓̔̕̚҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚D IN ̵̡̢̢̛̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓D̘̙̜̝̞̟̠O̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕I҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞NG SO, YO҉҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎҉U Å̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔WAKE



҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡Z҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚A҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘Ȅ̐̑̒̚̕̚LG͡҉҉O

...I wish this damn suspected-UTI would GTFO already.

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

Lmao David, you win the thread.

Granted. Now nothing exists.

I wish I had not made this entire post transparent.

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Nov 2 2010, 11:12 pm by NudeRaider. Reason: Granted. ^^

Granted. he GTFOn your pants.
I wish I didnt have to necro this thread

Wish granted. Instead, it has become such a popular thread that it garnered its own website, fanbase, and even its own tshirts. For posting in this thread, you are now fad following loser.

I wish that I didn't have to find a real job when I graduate next semester.

Granted. You have to find one now.
I wish I wasn't so bored with teh internetz

Granted. You now actually have a job.

I wish I wasn't so introspective.

... Ninja'd by 20 minutes

Granted. Now, you're bored with everything but the Internets. Including eating, which is so boring, you avoid it until you starve to death.

I wish I really knew if it's not too late...

Granted. It's never too late.