I'm going to do that this time. Hopefully Azrael will finally be kind enough to let my character finally break a chair.

I left a fuel solution in a bowl in the kitchen. Break a chair leg, rip off part of your shirt, soak it in the mixture and wrap it around one end of the chair leg, and use the stove to light it. Please be courteous and turn the stove off when you're done using it.

Smash the chair on the floor.

By the way, the only oil I found in the kitchen is vegetable oil, and if you think you can light that on fire, there's something wrong with you. Use my solution, as it's mostly corn starch.

Thinking of the freezer's cooler, you remember there is a panel on it that allows you to adjust the temperature. It can be reduced to a point that's much more bearable, or increased to a point that couldn't be endured for very long. The temperature change is rather fast, the cooling mechanism being quite powerful. It even has its own circuit breaker in the room above it. You remember that the needed wires were not ran down from the circuit breaker yet. You had advised the house owner to have an electrician finish the installation after you were done, as it was unnecessary and dangerous for you to install it on a live circuit anyways. This being the case, you'd never entered the room to inspect the circuit breaker, though you'd been aware of its location.

You climb the tree. Looking to the west, you determine that entering the window would be relatively easy, with a thick branch extending to the opening. The room beyond the window is pitch black. You begin looking through the window to the west, and as you put your head inside, you receive a sharp blow from somewhere.

You are unconscious.

Items in the attic...

Painting Pieces (Picture of a Flower + Wooden Stick *Sharp*)
Antquie Wheel (Broken)
Ids OF Ezterix & Zilean (Driver License's)
Old Reclining Chair
Bird Cage (Somewhat Large)
Antique globe??? Seems to be a globe
Bowling Ball
Carboard Boxes some filled with board games
A Bowling Ball Bag (With Bowling Ball?)
A Croquet Set
Set of Lawn Darts (Currently in my Possession)

Need someone to give me a torch that was i can use the bed sheets and a broken part of the wooden frame as a near endless supply of torches...

You look to the west and see that the ledge runs to the edge of the house, which is just to the west [...]. Looking at the ledge, you see it is less than a foot wide and apparently made of wood. There are no gutters attached to it.

Seeing that you can probably only move west once, you look to the east instead. You see that the ledge runs to the edge of the house here as well, which is just to the east.

Looking at the roof, it doesn't appear it could be safely scaled here [...]

I am rooting for whoever just KO'd Aristocrat

So far if you're outside or near a window, you're in danger xD

Will this game ever end?

Note: You can decide between one of the following properties for your custom item.

1) Every turn there is a 5% chance of the torch burning out.
2) Every turn there is an accumulative 0.5% chance of the torch burning out.

I think I'll take option two. That'll give me at least 10 turns (before it reaches 5%) for me to find more fuel. What do you guys think?

You could make a new torch and light that, but you can't add more fuel to the current one while it's lit.

Everyone please, don't kill me until I get the lights on..