Can you think of more?
When a cow laughs does milk come out its nose?
Why is a lousy driver called “reckless”?
Why do women call them “slips” instead of “clings”?
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
Why is it called chili?
Why would somebody say they “slept like a baby” unless the cried all night and wet on themselves?
Did Adam and Eve have navels?
If doctors and lawyers always practice, when do they do the real thing?
Why is it called the “World Series” when only North American teams play?
Why do our bodies have appendices?
What happened to “one-teen, two-teen, three-teen and five-teen”?
Why are they called “wreckers” when they actually clean up the mess?
Why are they called “dry cleaners” when they use liquids?
What happened to “low school”?
Why are they called “apartments” when they are all bunched together?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does Teflon stick to the pan?
What’s another word for “Thesaurus”?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypads of the drive-up ATMs?
Why is “brassiere” singular and “panties” plural?
Why don’t they make airplanes out of the same indestructible substance that the “little black box” is made out of?
If flying is so safe, why are the buildings called “terminals”?
Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?
When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked?
Would a fly without wings be called a “walk”?
How does the next facial tissue know when to pop out of the box?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
What’s another word for “synonym”?
Why do feet smell, but noses run?
If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
How did a fool and his money ever get together?
How do deer know to cross at the yellow road sign?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Does 'virgin wool' come from sheep the shepherd hasn't caught yet?
When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
Do they have reserved parking for "non-handicapped" people at the Special Olympics?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
Should you use a silencer to shoot a mime?
What was the best thing prior to sliced bread?
If the annual dentists' banquet is $100 per plate, how much would it be for BOTH plates?
Are musicians' conventions normally well-staffed?
Are art contest winners chosen by drawing?
Are you allowed to buy anything specific at a general store?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, what should the rest do?
If it takes money to make money, how do you get started?
Where do you go if the Better Business Bureau cheats you?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
What ever happened to "B batteries"?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Why is the man who invests your money for you called a “broker”?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Isn’t life without geometry pointless?
If you dream in color, is it a pigment of your imagination?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
How can there be self-help "groups"?
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?
If someone has a mid-life crises while playing hide & seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?
Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? (Evian spelled backwards: NAÏVE)
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags," and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," then what should we call the Tennessee Titans?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea ... does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
If you spin an Oriental person around several times, does he become disoriented?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians could be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
Why are boxing rings square?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
When two egoists meet, it it always an I for an I?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why is it that drivers turn down the radio while looking for an address on a home?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavorings while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why is the day’s slowest traffic called “rush hour”?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Why is the word “dictionary” in the dictionary?
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That was an awesome collection! What can we come up with on Sen?
