(I consider Comedy an art, that is why this is in this section)

I am starting a Yo Momma joke contest, I have 4 friends who will judge it based on what they thought was the funniest. I will not participate as a judge, nor will I be eligible to receive the prize. The prize will be 1-5 dollars, payable through paypal, depending on how hard the best joke makes my friends laugh.

I assure you, this is quite serious. Just a fun way for one of SEN's members to make a few bucks, while having a fun silly thread.

Rules:
1. Jokes must follow this structure: "Yo momma so... that..."
2. Jokes must not be vulgar
3. One joke per person

Contest ends May 15, 11:59PM.

I'll start off with:

Yo momma so fat she broke gravity.

Have fun. If you think this is stupid, nobody disagrees with you so keep it to yourself.

(EDIT: I doubt they will do this but maybe you can ask IP if they would add like 1 mineral to this prize, just for shoots and giggles.)

Yo momma so stupid, she thought Blizzard had made a nice, simple UI for GalaxyEdit.

/thread

Thanks everyone, Goodnight!

Nah but surrsly: Yo Momma so skinny she could slip through a screen door. (DURRRRRR what am i doing here)

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on May 13 2010, 4:01 pm by Xesh.

Yo momma so fat that if a Zerg Queen parasite her, she reveals the whole 256x256 map.

Yo momma so fat that Ultralisks make yo momma jokes comparing other Ultralisks' mothers to her.

Yo momma so fat that you were twelve when you were born.

Yo momma so fat that she needs to construct additonal pylons.
Sigh didn't read one joke per person.

Post has been edited 2 time(s), last time on May 14 2010, 2:48 am by B-ETEFT.

Yo momma is so fat that the reason it's taken Blizzard so long to release SC2 is because they lost it in her rolls.

Yo momma is so smart that she invented the sunlight powered flashlight.

Yo momma is so fat her food is Ctrl-clicked

Yo momma so dense that she posted the same help thread in the UMSMA forum three times because no one could understand 'hlp plx i trubblz w/mkng nu untz i ndz hlp plx.' Then she got banned, but she's so fat the void wasn't big enough to hold her. Finally Excalibur had to unleash the full wrath of his pent-up ban energy on her, and destroyed her big toe.

Good one. XD

Ok, the deadline has been set to TUESDAY instead, because I'm going to a funeral in pennsylvania and won't be back til then, and won't have internet til then.

Note: You are able to change your joke if you wish. ;o

Hmmm... do your friends play SC at all? If not, they probably won't understand 90% of SEN yo momma jokes.

Yo mama so fat, when I tried to put her in a drop ship, the game said "no air units allowed!"

Sorry, but I kept thinking about this and it still makes absolutely no sense.

yo mama so dumb she gave birth to you

Yo momma's so stupid she stole a free sample

Yo momma's so stupid she bought a free sample.