OH SHIIIIi
ii.....
There can only be one!
No fun in the sun, honey bun.
Got that one gun,
with the stun function.
Pointed straight at you,
take more goons to spoon,
through all that soup.
Oh shoot, Gotta poop.
Gotta move, gotta breathe,
one trick up the sleeve,
'cept you won't see the skeez,
till its over you knees,
till its over your head,
till your under the ground,
boxed up, ya dead,
no remains left to be found.
Gonna take a paramedic
just to say "Gosh he's had it"
but it won't stop there
no it won't be the end.
gonna put you back together
just to rape you again.
Just to see how long
I can make this wound distend.
BAM freestylin. Ya, shut it.
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His heart is broken
and all he got left is a token
of the love he once had
it's destroyed and now he's sad
He's reaching for the knife
he's thought about it
he wants to take away his life
Cut out the pain
let the blood rain
His eyes are burning
he's twisting and turning
as the blade plunges in
He stops struggling
it's almost over
then he sees her
staring down
from the heavens
then she screams at him
"Why?"
He breaks down and cries
and dies.
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That seems more like an emo poem.
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Whatever. It was spur of the moment.
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Whatever. It was spur of the moment.
It sounds like something that an English teacher would give an A+ to.
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Let me show you how to hump without making love.
THE NAMES LOVELESS
I CANT RECALL
THE LAST TIME I GOT A KISS
OR THE LAST TIME I TOOK A GIRL TO THE MALL!
BUT HERE'S SOMETHING TO DISCUSS
IS WHY ECHO FAILS AT B-BALL!
IT'S LIKE HE'S SOME KINDA FATASS!
YEAH, TAKE IT TO THE WALL!
YOU KNOW, THE ONE COVERED IN MOSS!
TAKE A BOW, SIMON COWELL
CUZ RYAN SEACREAST IS YO' BOSS!
PEACE BITCHES, I NEED TO BAIL!
I dunno, was bored. Felt like wrapping my rapping.
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>be faceless void >mfw I have no face
Nerdy can't rap
But he acts all blue
It sounds pretty crap
I know it be true
Some people think he bonkers
They be tellin da troof
But they all still haters
So nerdy hit da roof.
PUT YO HANDS UP, THEY PLAYIN YO SONG, YO BUTTERFLIES FLY AWAY
THEY PLAYIN A RAP LIKE WOOORD
MOVIN MAH HIPS LIKE WOOORD
Red classic.
"In short, their absurdities are so extreme that it is painful even to quote them."
Let me show you how to hump without making love.
Quote from name:NerdyTerdy
PUT YO HANDS UP, THEY PLAYIN YO SONG, YO BUTTERFLIES FLY AWAY
THEY PLAYIN A RAP LIKE WOOORD
MOVIN MAH HIPS LIKE WOOORD
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>be faceless void >mfw I have no face
Quote from name:NerdyTerdy
PUT YO HANDS UP, THEY PLAYIN YO SONG, YO BUTTERFLIES FLY AWAY
THEY PLAYIN A RAP LIKE WOOORD
MOVIN MAH HIPS LIKE WOOORD
Yeah i won the topic. BEAT THAT!
Red classic.
"In short, their absurdities are so extreme that it is painful even to quote them."
Let me tell yall how it's done,
cuz spittin in text online is no fun.
zany sayin nerdy hit the roof?
what a diss,
but by the end of this,
zany's rep will disappear like Poof!
Now I know yall can't handle this hot shi-
Oh! Did I just say a bad word?
I'm sorry my dirty mouth is too much for you little kids,
but right know I be like fuck it then cuz nerdy may be nerdy but he's still a turd.
This topic I realize is probably a stupid idea
since typing is no way to show how you can come up with this off the dome,
I know I'm not because typing just too slow.
IRL I can freestyle,
and maybe i'll show you my skill in a little while.
Or maybe when my webcam works,
but you know that is just taking it too far,
rapping with you little kids cuz yall are jut sub par.
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Quote from name:NerdyTerdy
PUT YO HANDS UP, THEY PLAYIN YO SONG, YO BUTTERFLIES FLY AWAY
THEY PLAYIN A RAP LIKE WOOORD
MOVIN MAH HIPS LIKE WOOORD
Yeah i won the topic. BEAT THAT!
No, that was me on page two.
HE IS PART FISH AND HE IS PART MUD
AND HE WILL MOP THE FLOOR WITH YOUR BLOOD
HE'S DANGEROUS, YET FULL OF FUN
AND HE'LL PWN YOUR ASS WITH HIS WATERGUN
HE GETS HYDRO PUMP AT LEVEL FORTY TWO
LOOK AT HIM WRONG AND HE'LL DESTROY YOU
HE'S A BADASS DUDE AND HE'S GONNA FIGHT
TO ELIMINATE YOU IS HIS LEGAL RIGHT
HE'S ONE EXTREME AND HARDCORE DUDE
HE LIKES TO EAT DEHYDRATED FOOD
WHEN IT COMES TO BATTLE, HE'S THE KING
HE'S A PRETTY COOL GUY AND DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING!!!
ALL PRAISE YOUR SUPREME LORD CORBO
PUT YO HANDS UP, THEY PLAYIN YO SONG, YO BUTTERFLIES FLY AWAY
THEY PLAYIN A RAP LIKE WOOORD
MOVIN MAH HIPS LIKE WOOORD
I lol'd I literally fell on the floor and started laughing. Specially when I saw people didn't get it.
fuck you all
This topic is spammy (at least now it is) and hurts my brain so i'm going to close it now. Do it somewhere else.
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