No, you're worthless, hit the girl.
Actually, get her pregnant.

Then hit her.

Maybe this is just me being cynical, but if you like to slap women around you probably won't have much trouble in your love life. :3

ug "sigh" lol

yes, and keep using lol's like they're periods. That's hawt.
She's cumming right now.

Nahh lol is a good period you have to admit it--->(.)<---Wait a sec, it's a period woohoo!

That was completly off topic and uncalled for.
*reported*

1) Get a rag

2) Put chloroform on it

3) Ask her "Does this rag smell like choloroform to you?"

And yeah, don't listen to EcHo, as CAFG said, he RPs in RL

Edit:


LOL@complete hypocrisy

funnies!, Thats why sites like these are great for asking stuff like this cuz its not so seriuos like sites that are actually made for that^^.

We are all trying to actually help you here, if you can't respect that with seriousness, then you don't have a to love her with to begin with.


Wait that's it! Report her! Under reason put: "Dangerously apealling"

No I am serious but it's just better for stuff like this on sites like here because like seriouly I used a site for this qeustion and Holy crap! It was like a complete essay of what i should do an some things were kind of odd..but no the first couple of posts were helpful and I will use them
Thanks.

Look at me. Look at me. LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME!

LOOK AT ME!!!!

Well, in seriousness, I have no advice for you, my history with girls is lacking. Lately I've shut up and ignored most of them, and now they seem to be paying attention to me. And the one I laugh at all the time talks to me all the time. Maybe the secret lies within that

Give her a reason to start a relationship.

RP?

Role Play

NERD!

I Don't RP! I LARP! *Sarcasm*

I suggest you use my stradegy, ejac.

Hahahaha that is some truly great advice!