This is why I've never been invited to a funeral.

No other man who's made it that high and then fallen so low

THIS JUST IN!!! IT'S BEEN REPORTED THAT MICHAEL JACKSON ACTUALLY DIED OF EATING 12 YEAR OLD NUTS!

..I'm an asshole.

RIP MJ

Michael Jackson coverage will undoubtedly be inferior to that of Jade W/E.

And for people that don't know his music, the legendary "A, B, C, easy as a 1, 2, 3" was one of his songs I do believe.

I never cared for the child molestation charges, I considered him innocent until proven guilty and since that never happened, innocent.

Rest In Peace Michael Jackson, He shall be missed.

So I heard Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon are going to be in the new Ghostbusters movie.

Except maybe Hitler.

And a lot of politicians.

Fail.

It's actually "It is believed that Michael Jackson actually died of foot poisoning after eating a 12 year old's nuts"

He could of easily killed himself too. I mean, they SAY it's cardiac arrest, but it's unconfirmed. I think he would want to get away from society if he could.

But anyways, R.I.P MJ.

I like some of his songs: "Beat It" "Thriller" "Billy Jean" "(something here)", but above all, I loved watching him dance. I don't care that people say he molested a kid or whatever, the man can do the moon-walk and dance like a robot. lulz

Yeah, that was the Jackson 5 which he was in with his family as a little boy.

I was listening to the Oldies station this morning, and they start he took some kind of drug that caused his heart to go into cardiac arrest.

So, yeah, I guess he died like everyone else famous, Dark Marine. (lol)

hehe...pretty much everyone in the lower mainland(bc, canada) STILL thought he was a freak....welll....cause he was a freak. theres really no debate about that(have you seen his face recently?). thats not to say that he wasn't a great artist(because those two things aren't related), but i'm still glad he's not around anymore.

I agree. I think that, despite any personal feelings on the matter, Jackson was found innocent and I think that people should respect the courts decision and not contribute to the slander. However, people are entitled to free speech, and I certainly wouldn't want to take that away! In a perfect world though, people could be accused of crimes and, if found innocent, their life would return to normal

I find it really ridiculous that people constantly criticize his face. He was diagnosed with vitiligo, a disease that causes depigmentation of skin. My brother suffers from minor vitiligo on his hands, and we know a lot about the disease. I think it's a sad representation of people, when they make fun of people for diseases which they cannot control.

It's obvious that he was not 100% proven innocent, what I meant was he was "found" innocent in the court". Maybe I phrased it wrong, I've edited the wording now.

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He can't be 'proven innocent'. He just couldn't be 'proven guilty.' By the same token, the only people that really know what happened is mike and that little boy.

Dave Chappelle on Michael Jackson

I love Dave Chappelle. There was a little more to it than just in this vid but o well.

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Lol, when I saw "foot" I was like wtf.

http://imgur.com/wiEJN.jpg

Uhh... I'm scared.

I instantly got a few forward text messages on my phone:
"Michael Jackson will not be cremated since he's mostly plastic, he will be melted down into legos so kids can play with him for a change."
I lol'd.

Find the actual magazine and I'll believe it. ;o

Well this thread is a thriller.

We will forever be indebted to him for helping us find tasteful beer.