It doesn't matter whose who. I > all, hands down

I'd like to see a Bill Clinton or Walter Mondale.

I did not have sexual intercourse with that woman.

Welcome to the Caucus, my good Southern friend.

Sorry I don't understand handicap.

Ann Coulter called Bill Clinton gay

George Washington didn't have a party, so if we get him and the democratic-republicans, we can has SEX PARTISANSHIP. AWWW YEAH.

We'll throw in Ralph Nader for good measure.

Too late for that.

The Issue of the Mineral Bailout has been brought to order. All citizens may participate in the poll.

This is Outrageous! Blasphemy!

Screw the Americans! I'm making millions per speeches in the middle west! America, KISS MY ASS!

Oy, Oy, Oy!

No double accounts! Agnew is an exception. He can't actually talk.

As for this "mineral bailout" idea:

I believe it is constitutional to help those in need, but how much will we actually help them? There are serious risks involved in this plan, and a chance for minerals to be completely worthless. Now who would that help? Personally, I blame this crisis on Andrew Jackson. After all, it was HIM who let the bank die.

How dare you Taylor! If the people understood the rank injustice of our money and banking system, there would be a revolution before morning.
"The bank, Mr. Van Buren, is trying to kill me, but I will kill it."

Does changing my avatar to what it is now count? I don't have minerals to buy a name change. And my name changes disappeared, even though I never used it...

Lincoln is dead.

I killed him- My pride killed him.

So.... when is this mineral bailout happening? Or are they still disabled?

As First Citizen of the United States of America, I hereby approve the mineral bailout stimulus plan. This is the only way forward in difficult times like these.

The mineral bail out will cause a major inflation in our nation
So just go to work instead of staying home with porno and masturbation

I'll vote for whoever votes for a mineral bailout.