The Truth About Kittens
During a serious discussion with Lord Agamemnon, his "associate" made a startling realization.
Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. We all know this fact -- it is scientific proof. Thus, a kitten being born implies no one is masturbating. Therefore, by internet logic, we can assume that every time a kitten is born, somebody out there is getting some.
Its the circle of life!
but the question is, who is getting action?
Presumably the people who were masturbating?
None.
THINK OF THE KITTENS! They're so cute and fluffy and fuzzy and :3.
Lingie#3148 on Discord. Lingie, the Fox-Tailed on Steam.
Relatively ancient and inactive
but the question is, who is getting action?
Presumably the people who were masturbating?
None.
MillenniumArmy
NudeRaider -- blessed innocent soul knows nothing of the strife we had before EUDs were discovered 
DarkenedFantasies -- Probably just didn't care. For example, at some point before release, they've updated the graphics of some of the Protoss buildings (Forge, CyberCore, Citadel, Observatory, Arbiter Tribunal), but instead of properly re-rendering them with edited 3D models, they did crappy copy-paste jobs on the rendered graphics.
