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Jun 8 2008, 3:28 am
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Jun 8 2008, 3:28 am

A_of-s_t Post #1

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The Truth About Kittens

During a serious discussion with Lord Agamemnon, his "associate" made a startling realization.

Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. We all know this fact -- it is scientific proof. Thus, a kitten being born implies no one is masturbating. Therefore, by internet logic, we can assume that every time a kitten is born, somebody out there is getting some.

Its the circle of life!

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Jun 8 2008, 3:36 am

MillenniumArmy Post #2

but the question is, who is getting action?

None.

Jun 8 2008, 3:38 am Lord Agamemnon Post #3

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MillenniumArmy

but the question is, who is getting action?

Presumably the people who were masturbating?

None.

Jun 8 2008, 3:39 am

Lingie Post #4

THINK OF THE KITTENS! They're so cute and fluffy and fuzzy and :3.

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Jun 8 2008, 3:49 am

Centreri Post #5

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Quote from Lord Agamemnon

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MillenniumArmy

but the question is, who is getting action?

Presumably the people who were masturbating?

None.

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Symmetry shouted: NudeRaider Is EUD editor capable of writing shit onto the player's harddrive? That seems like it would be dangerous

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