SEN, it is with a heavy heart that I confide in you how I feel today. For you see, it is of no fault of my own that I have been wronged horrifically, and I am reminded of it every December 28th and will always be reminded of it, a cold and harsh reality that I will never overcome. I am upset. I am disappointed. I would even say I'm angry. It all started, I guess, about twenty five years ago to this day - some of you may not know that this day carried any significance, but it did. On this day a man was born, and like many men born he had a traditional male name, came from a nice family in sunny California, and lived his life as most kids do, dreaming of stardom and of being a world class body builder. In his teens he became an underwear model for Tommy Hilfiger, well on the way to his dreams, and had auditioned for several Disney Sit Coms. But alas, even this had to come to an end when some kids started causing trouble in his neighborhood. He got in one little fight and his mom got scared and said "you're moving with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel Air."
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It's okay kame, we softies understand.
lol xD
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEVLIN . . .
you mafia scum
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We can't explain the universe, just describe it; and we don't know whether our theories are true, we just know they're not wrong. >Harald Lesch
I might have read it if it wasn't such a wall of text. But after reading the tl;dr I knew it was a good thing I saved myself the trouble.

Happy Birthday, mein Fuhrer!
Thanks for keeping the site alive. We all appreciate you being here.
Happy Birthday!
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I do stuff and thingies... Try widening and reducing the number of small nooks and crannies to correct the problem.
Happy Devlinday, Birth!
DEVLINNNN Did you have a good birthday?
Devlin and Linus have the same birthday? I never knew...
"Parliamentary inquiry, Mr. Chairman - do we have to call the Gentleman a gentleman if he's not one?"
I saw that coming from a mile away...
try harder next time

Happy B-day Devlin
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I haven't been here for very long, less than a year, but happy birthday Devlin!!
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Thanks, everyone.
DEVLINNNN Did you have a good birthday?

Unfortunately no. I spent the day in an airport, then on a long flight back, and finally driving home to knock out early. Also I got sick somewhere along the way.
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