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The Killer's Game
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Sep 11 2010, 5:22 am EzTerix Post #1481



Just had to post this part

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The fire grows, and the skin on Zilean's face begins to look like it's melting. His exposed skin is charring considerably.

Couldn't put out the fire yet. I didn't want Zilean to lose his delicate face T_T



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Sep 11 2010, 6:15 am poison_us Post #1482

Master has given Dobby a doctorate! Dobby is free!

Quote from DavidJCobb
Quote from name:Tuxedo-Templar
This of course assumes the killer is actually the killer and not just someone acting it out for the lulz. :P
Wing will be avenged regardless. Who's with me on that?
*cough*





Sep 11 2010, 3:57 pm The Starport Post #1483



You know, a ridiculously obvious thought just occurred to me: Maybe it's called "The Killer's Game" because that's precisely what it is. To the killer, this is just a game. ARGH MY MIND IS BLOWN! :devlin:
(pun intended, as you'll likely discover shortly)


My point is maybe there is no real discoverable motive, in other words. :crazy:

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Sep 11 2010, 4:05 pm by Tuxedo-Templar.



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Sep 11 2010, 9:18 pm Tempz Post #1484



I'm pretty sure the dark room which i was in is where the exit to the third floor you saw



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Sep 11 2010, 9:54 pm Roy Post #1485

An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death

Quote from name:Tuxedo-Templar
ARGH MY MIND IS BLOWN! :devlin:
(pun intended, as you'll likely discover shortly)
I deciphered the encrypted message.




Sep 11 2010, 10:08 pm rayNimagi Post #1486



What if there is no killer? That would make me :hurr: for at least an hour.



Win by luck, lose by skill.

Sep 12 2010, 12:18 am EzTerix Post #1487



lol you guys are funny. Considering I just got my bullets you're all pretty much screwed :P

Want evidence? Here's your evidence:
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You approach the east window and switch on your flashlight through the window. Wing-zero begins to spin in disorientation as you then throw your tied rope around his neck and make a massive tug to pull him through the window. He spins around utterly confused and gasping for air.

Then you turn him around to face you and make a quick blow to their chin with your elbow. You scream “Murder! Death! Kill!” in a monotone voice. You strike another blow and you can hear the shattering of his teeth. You scream again “Murder! Death! Kill!”. He begins to look around shocked from pain. You show no mercy and strike another blow, this time hearing the sound of his neck breaking. As his eyes falter you let loose your grip and see him plummet toward the ground in a puddle of his blood.

With blood on your shirt and a wounded elbow, you continue north.

Your next nimagi :lol:



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Sep 12 2010, 12:22 am Roy Post #1488

An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death

What?! EzTerix is the killer? Impossible! Surely someone would have noticed him behaving suspiciously...




Sep 12 2010, 2:24 am Aristocrat Post #1489



Quote from EzTerix
lol you guys are funny. Considering I just got my bullets you're all pretty much screwed :P

Want evidence? Here's your evidence:
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You approach the east window and switch on your flashlight through the window. Wing-zero begins to spin in disorientation as you then throw your tied rope around his neck and make a massive tug to pull him through the window. He spins around utterly confused and gasping for air.

Then you turn him around to face you and make a quick blow to their chin with your elbow. You scream “Murder! Death! Kill!” in a monotone voice. You strike another blow and you can hear the shattering of his teeth. You scream again “Murder! Death! Kill!”. He begins to look around shocked from pain. You show no mercy and strike another blow, this time hearing the sound of his neck breaking. As his eyes falter you let loose your grip and see him plummet toward the ground in a puddle of his blood.

With blood on your shirt and a wounded elbow, you continue north.

Your next nimagi :lol:

NO. I AM KIRA.

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You shine your light through the window to the west, and inside you see Wing Zero standing in the center of the room, spinning around with a pot extended in one hand and a meat hook held out in the other. You see no one else inside the room.

Carefully aiming up your shot, you throw the lasso at him, and manage to catch it around his neck. You put as much force as you can into pulling it, forcing him closer to the window and then completely out of it, backwards. You turn him around, then begin punching him as hard as you can on the underside of his chin, chanting "Murder! Death! Kill!" in a monotonous tone the entire time. With each impact, his head seems to be forced back a little further, and you keep landing the next blow before he's able to recover.

It only takes a few moments before the bones in his neck begin to audibly snap. You consider he may be dead at this point, but decide to continue anyways. After a few more blows, the weapons he was holding fall to the ground below. You continue your assault until something finally gives way with a loud, sickening snap, and his head hangs backwards on his limp body in an extremely unnatural way. You remove the lasso and let his body fall heavily to the ground. It lands with a sickening thump, and you contemplate your next course of action.

:hurr:



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Sep 12 2010, 2:41 am Tempz Post #1490



I <3 all of this murder it might sound weird but it kind of turns me on 0_o



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Sep 12 2010, 2:44 am The Starport Post #1491



Tempz you are a strange, strange creature.



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Sep 12 2010, 2:55 am Roy Post #1492

An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death

Quote from Tempz
I <3 all of this murder it might sound weird but it kind of turns me on 0_o
I put on my robe and wizard hat.

So, Tux, are you really dead? Did Ez shoot you?




Sep 12 2010, 2:58 am Neki Post #1493



Can someone else post their interpretation of how they killed Wing Zero? It'd really make my day to see Wing Zero killed three different ways by three different people. :awesome:



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Sep 12 2010, 3:11 am Roy Post #1494

An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death

Quote from name:Taylor Swift
Can someone else post their interpretation of how they killed Wing Zero? It'd really make my day to see Wing Zero killed three different ways by three different people. :awesome:
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You see a figure climb through the window. Without hesitating, you run up to the window, and as the person turns around, you take a picture with your flash camera. You see a blinded Wing Zero swinging wildly about the room. You take the noose you made out of a magician's endless handkerchief and toss it lightly over his head. As it fits neatly around his neck, you begin to pull tightly on the handkerchief, dragging Wing Zero to the window. With a final tug, he falls to the ground just outside of the house. You pick him up by the neck, and began delivering swift uppercuts to his chin. You chant "Murder! Death! Kill!" in-time with each heavy punch. You notice that with each impact, he slowly loses consciousness. With a final blow to the head, you can hear a sickly, crackling sound as his spine disconnects at the neck. Wing Zero immediately goes limp, and you allow him to slump to the ground.

Checking his pulse, you confirm that Wing Zero is dead.





Sep 12 2010, 3:19 am LoTu)S Post #1495



Quote from EzTerix
lol you guys are funny. Considering I just got my bullets you're all pretty much screwed :P

Want evidence? Here's your evidence:
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You approach the east window and switch on your flashlight through the window. Wing-zero begins to spin in disorientation as you then throw your tied rope around his neck and make a massive tug to pull him through the window. He spins around utterly confused and gasping for air.

Then you turn him around to face you and make a quick blow to their chin with your elbow. You scream “Murder! Death! Kill!” in a monotone voice. You strike another blow and you can hear the shattering of his teeth. You scream again “Murder! Death! Kill!”. He begins to look around shocked from pain. You show no mercy and strike another blow, this time hearing the sound of his neck breaking. As his eyes falter you let loose your grip and see him plummet toward the ground in a puddle of his blood.

With blood on your shirt and a wounded elbow, you continue north.

Your next nimagi :lol:

NO U

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You jump from the tree to the window. You notice WingZero is frantically spinning around in circles and you throw the rope around his neck. Before he realized that he's caught, you tug on the rope, suspending WingZero in the air. He drops his meat hook as he suddenly understands the situation he is in. You leave a murderous smile as he constantly struggles trying to break free, but his efforts are futile. His constant gasping for air and his reddening face leaves you with a desire for more pain, more torture.

As he approaches, you swing your fists at his cute, vulnerable face. Each blow was unique in its own way. His teeth shattered, his eyes blackened, and his nose broke. Oh how he squirmed. You chant at the top of your lungs: “Murder! Death! Kill!”. You realized that he's still alive after so many punches to the face. You unleashed a flurry of punches on his throat, while chanting again:“Murder! Death! Kill!”. You let him free fall toward the ground and he makes a sickening cracking noise as his head breaks open and contents scatter along the garden. You give off a hysterical laugh and proceeded west, smiling and appreciating one of your greatest masterpieces .

LOL TROLL



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Sep 12 2010, 3:30 am Roy Post #1496

An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death

I got Tux's version to explain how he died as well:

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You walk up to the window. There, you can make out the figure of Wing Zero, who was apparently swinging wildly around himself. You throw a flash bang into the room, and after a sharp flash of light, you throw a rope around Wing Zero's neck. You violently tug him towards the window, and then out of it. You began throwing crazed punches at his perplexed face, shouting "Murder! Death! Kill!" in a monotone voice. You begin to throw in some kicks for good measure, but you don't believe he notices with the pain he is currently enduring. "Murder! Death! Kill!" You shout again, punching harder and harder, making his head fall back further with each swing. "Murder!" you smash his nose. "Death!" Blood spills from his mouth. "Kill!" You swing with such force that his neck breaks. As Wing falls to the ground, you know that he is dead.

Not satisfied, you're determined to defile the corpse. You begin to take off your pants, when suddenly, your vision starts to blur. You realize you are having a stroke. With just a few moments left of conscious thought, you concluded that raping a body was a bad idea.

You are dead!





Sep 12 2010, 12:30 pm The Starport Post #1497



Bad idea my ass. :bleh:



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Sep 12 2010, 10:43 pm Tempz Post #1498



How does raping a dead person kill you 0_o

Best Death EVARRRR!!!!1!!1!!!!!11!!!1



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Sep 12 2010, 11:10 pm NudeRaider Post #1499

We can't explain the universe, just describe it; and we don't know whether our theories are true, we just know they're not wrong. >Harald Lesch

It doesn't. Breaking game rules does, however.




Sep 12 2010, 11:12 pm The Starport Post #1500



Quote from NudeRaider
It doesn't. Breaking game rules does, however.
Except that didn't happen. :rolleyes:



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