The Killer's Game (Topic)

Magic box god; Suck it Corbo

When I sent in my actions I also said to report the death of whoever I killed, I'm not sure if that counted for me...

Aristocrat seems to just be throwing crap out of his mouth and declaring it as something worth thinking about. It's not. Try to actually research before speaking your garbage.

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You sprint west then north. This is where the driveway ends, with the garage immediately north. The house borders this area on the east, and the fence is to the west. There is a large retractable garage door closed to the north, and the driveway extends back south. Zilean is lying here with a zoned out expression on his face, and is being consumed by a large fire. A scorched umbrella is lying beside him, and a lit torch seems to be the cause of the fire.

Very responsible Roy. Zilean is going to have to live with third degree burns for the rest of his life, if he can survive another turn.

I think I'll have to spend my next turn saving this guy. This is just sad.

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When I sent in my actions I also said to report the death of whoever I killed, I'm not sure if that counted for me...

Dead people can't report stuff.

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Zilean is lying here with a zoned out expression on his face, and is being consumed by a large fire. A scorched umbrella is lying beside him, and a lit torch seems to be the cause of the fire.

No amount of words can express how funny I find that to be. Will you need help with putting out the fire?
Need a light?
Too hot for you?
If you can't stand the heat, get off the driveway
Epic burn
The pie's almost done!
Okay, I'm done...

Edit: I think you should all note that if Zilean dies, I am responsible for a minimum of three murders.

Post has been edited 2 time(s), last time on Sep 10 2010, 12:38 am by Roy.

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Aristocrat seems to just be throwing crap out of his mouth and declaring it as something worth thinking about. It's not. Try to actually research before speaking your garbage.

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You sprint west then north. This is where the driveway ends, with the garage immediately north. The house borders this area on the east, and the fence is to the west. There is a large retractable garage door closed to the north, and the driveway extends back south. Zilean is lying here with a zoned out expression on his face, and is being consumed by a large fire. A scorched umbrella is lying beside him, and a lit torch seems to be the cause of the fire.

Very responsible Roy. Zilean is going to have to live with third degree burns for the rest of his life, if he can survive another turn.

I think I'll have to spend my next turn saving this guy. This is just sad.

See, it can't be LoTu)S because there was a SECOND person besides him. Can't be Wing since he's dead, and well, no one else is in that place right now. Unfortunately if your PM is legit then that means you can't be him either.

Wait a minute...

Tux?!

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You sprint west then north. This is where the driveway ends, with the garage immediately north. The house borders this area on the east, and the fence is to the west. There is a large retractable garage door closed to the north, and the driveway extends back south. Zilean is lying here with a zoned out expression on his face, and is being consumed by a large fire. A scorched umbrella is lying beside him, and a lit torch seems to be the cause of the fire.

Very responsible Roy. Zilean is going to have to live with third degree burns for the rest of his life, if he can survive another turn.

I think I'll have to spend my next turn saving this guy. This is just sad.

I lol'd.

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Sep 10 2010, 4:02 am by Tuxedo-Templar.

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We can confirm my, Roy's, and Zilean's innocence. Tempz is still in the attic, so he's obviously innocent. Ray'll be innocent if the lights come on soon. If anyone sees Aristo outside the fence, he's innocent.

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DJC was also somewhere downstairs but I'm not sure where exactly (garage probably).

FUCKING DAMNIT IT'S A BUNKER :hurr:

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So our biggest FoSes are Ezterix and Lotus? I'd put Aristocrat right under them (mostly because he knocked me out early in the game then posted that he wanted to kill me in the NORM MAFIA topic).

Win by luck, lose by skill.

I posted proof of my innocence :massimo:

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I posted proof of my innocence :massimo:

Question: Just what were you and your... guest coming upstairs for in the first place, anyway? :wtfage:

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I'm done exploring the outside and wanted to go in the house faster?

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k.

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You sprint east as fast as you can, but there is no doorway there, and you crash headfirst into the wall.

You are unconscious.

I was hoping that Az would make me scream LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRROOOOOOOYYYY JEEEEEEEEEENKINS!1!!!1!1!!

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Don't wander too far, you may get lost and fall off the edge of the world. Trust me.

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An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death

Man, I was waiting for responses from David and/or EzTerix before submitting my next turn's actions. So much for that. David's zoned out now, by the way.

How's Zilean holding up, Ez? He's active on the site, so he may have deserved to get burned for not playing.

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You sprint south twice. The area is pitch black. Feeling around, it seems the vegetation here is even denser than before, and you're unsure how much further you can continue to the south. You determine that attempting to sprint in this dense vegetation would be ill-advised. The air feels incredibly dry, and the sound of crickets resonates loudly around you.

You feel for a tree, and determining that you have found one, you attempt to climb it. As you pull yourself up, your hand slips off the surface, and you fall to the ground, dazed for a moment by the impact. Trying to find a branch to break off, you continue feeling around but are unable to locate anything suitable in the darkness. You crouch down to try to find a stone, but the ground is covered in some kind of sludge, which you determine may be mud. There do not seem to be any stones immediately around you.

Yeah, no tree climbing. Damn.

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An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death

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Yeah, no tree climbing. Damn.

Rescue mission :awesome:

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Fuck rescues.

rayNimagi, go open the landscaping shed with your key. I'm pretty sure that's what the key opens.

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I got all the lights back on.

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Aristocrat

rayNimagi, go open the landscaping shed with your key. I'm pretty sure that's what the key opens.

I'm not going to go outside alone. If two or more people (preferably ones I trust) escort me there, I'm willing to go.

Win by luck, lose by skill.

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I got all the lights back on.

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Aristocrat

rayNimagi, go open the landscaping shed with your key. I'm pretty sure that's what the key opens.

I'm not going to go outside alone. If two or more people (preferably ones I trust) escort me there, I'm willing to go.

Too bad we're all acting like D- SCBW Terrans and turtling :rolleyes:

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Roy

Man, I was waiting for responses from David and/or EzTerix before submitting my next turn's actions. So much for that. David's zoned out now, by the way.

How's Zilean holding up, Ez? He's active on the site, so he may have deserved to get burned for not playing.

I haven't tried inspecting the object, Roy, because it has been sealed. I searched the bunker for the item one would logically use to unseal it; I did not find that item. Brute physical force could conceivably be used to gain entry. I attempted to whisper this information, along with something else, to you via the spambox, but you did not acknowledge that you received them.

I have submitted a turn with my standard defensive action (modified to protect you) and with a speech action, so I should be able to communicate this information, along with the other thing, more clearly and less cryptically to you in-game.

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