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Man Law
May 9 2009, 4:33 pm
By: Lakai
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May 10 2009, 7:29 am LoveLess Post #21

Let me show you how to hump without making love.

I agree with Norm, any man that remembers all of these laws, is no man.

Condensed version:

1. Party Hard.

2. Refer to 1.



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May 10 2009, 7:34 am Norm Post #22



Better Condensed Version:

Rule 1: You like: Boobs, Sports, Beer & Food

Rule 2: Don't act like a woman.



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May 10 2009, 9:06 am Mr.Camo Post #23



Quote from Norm
Better Condensed Version:

Rule 1: You like: Boobs, Sports, Beer & Food

Rule 2: Don't act like a woman.

Motherfuckin' right.

Maybe throw a little weed in there too, for good measure. :D



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May 10 2009, 11:06 am Magicide Post #24

Sleeping wolves wake hungry.

I fail at 22 and 31.

Think that's it.




May 10 2009, 11:17 am NudeRaider Post #25

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OMFG mgc wears panties!!!




May 10 2009, 3:37 pm Norm Post #26



Quote from Mr.Camo
Quote from Norm
Better Condensed Version:

Rule 1: You like: Boobs, Sports, Beer & Food

Rule 2: Don't act like a woman.

Motherfuckin' right.

Maybe throw a little weed in there too, for good measure. :D

Meh, I tried to leave out anything that isn't shared by 90%+ of men. Most men I know realized what a waste of time weed was even before they graduated High School ><



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May 10 2009, 5:24 pm Magicide Post #27

Sleeping wolves wake hungry.

Quote from NudeRaider
OMFG mgc wears panties!!!

mgc wears skinny jeans >_>




May 10 2009, 5:30 pm Hug A Zergling Post #28



Quote from Norm
Better Condensed Version:

Rule 1: You like: Boobs, Sports, Beer & Food

Rule 2: Don't act like a woman.
Maybe 4% of SEN play sports. That's it.



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May 10 2009, 5:37 pm Lingie Post #29



Quote from Hug A Zergling
Quote from Norm
Better Condensed Version:

Rule 1: You like: Boobs, Sports, Beer & Food

Rule 2: Don't act like a woman.
Maybe 4% of SEN play sports. That's it.

Indeed. And I don't like Beer.. So Rule 1 is a bit off.



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May 10 2009, 6:10 pm Norm Post #30



Even Better Condensed Version (Revised):

Rule 1: You love AT LEAST 3 of the following: Boobs, Sports, Beer, Food, Video Games.

Rule 2: Don't act like a woman.

__________________________________________________________________________________

Now, stop bitching >< That breaks rule 2



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May 10 2009, 7:20 pm Riney Post #31

Thigh high affectionado

Quote from Norm
Even Better Condensed Version (Revised):

Rule 1: You love AT LEAST 3 of the following: Boobs, Sports, Beer, Food, Video Games.

Rule 2: Don't act like a woman.

__________________________________________________________________________________

Now, stop bitching >< That breaks rule 2

This can be agreeable with, save for the fact that I enjoy all 5 ;o



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May 10 2009, 7:22 pm Moose Post #32

meme

Let's just keep bending the rules until we're all men and feel good about ourselves.



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May 10 2009, 7:25 pm Riney Post #33

Thigh high affectionado

Quote from Mini Moose 2707
Let's just keep bending the rules until we're all men and feel good about ourselves.

Addendium to rule, you must be mafia once to be a man.



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May 10 2009, 7:57 pm Hug A Zergling Post #34



Quote from name:Dark_Marine
Quote from Mini Moose 2707
Let's just keep bending the rules until we're all men and feel good about ourselves.

Addendium to rule, you must be mafia once to be a man.
IMA MAN



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May 10 2009, 7:59 pm Corbo Post #35

ALL PRAISE YOUR SUPREME LORD CORBO

Quote from name:Dark_Marine
Quote from Mini Moose 2707
Let's just keep bending the rules until we're all men and feel good about ourselves.

Addendium to rule, you must be mafia once to be a man.
Addendium to addendium, you must bs your mafia team at least once to be an actual real man.



fuck you all

May 10 2009, 8:58 pm A_of-s_t Post #36

aka idmontie

New Set of Rules for Being a Man:

You ARE a man. Whether you are a woMAN or a MAN, you are all huMANs. You win.



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May 11 2009, 10:15 pm Magicide Post #37

Sleeping wolves wake hungry.

The word "idiot" does not contain the word "man."

Therefore, A_of-s_t is not a man.

I jest, I jest. Watch the flames grow B-)




May 11 2009, 10:21 pm Falkoner Post #38



Quote
45. No man under any circumstance shall use lip balm.

Dang :(



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May 11 2009, 10:32 pm Centreri Post #39

Relatively ancient and inactive

I'll be maybe the tenth to point out that this is retarded.



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May 11 2009, 10:47 pm Riney Post #40

Thigh high affectionado

Quote from Falkoner
Quote
45. No man under any circumstance shall use lip balm.

Dang :(

Thats not just "dang" material, its gay D:<

SO THATS WHY EX WANTED ME TO CALL YOU CUPCAKE... :ermm:



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