
Let me show you how to hump without making love.
I agree with Norm, any man that remembers all of these laws, is no man.
Condensed version:
1. Party Hard.
2. Refer to 1.
None.
Better Condensed Version:
Rule 1: You like: Boobs, Sports, Beer & Food
Rule 2: Don't act like a woman.
None.
Better Condensed Version:
Rule 1: You like: Boobs, Sports, Beer & Food
Rule 2: Don't act like a woman.
Motherfuckin' right.
Maybe throw a little weed in there too, for good measure.
None.

Sleeping wolves wake hungry.
I fail at 22 and 31.
Think that's it.

We can't explain the universe, just describe it; and we don't know whether our theories are true, we just know they're not wrong. >Harald Lesch
OMFG mgc wears panties!!!
Better Condensed Version:
Rule 1: You like: Boobs, Sports, Beer & Food
Rule 2: Don't act like a woman.
Motherfuckin' right.
Maybe throw a little weed in there too, for good measure.

Meh, I tried to leave out anything that isn't shared by 90%+ of men. Most men I know realized what a waste of time weed was even before they graduated High School ><
None.

Sleeping wolves wake hungry.
OMFG mgc wears panties!!!
mgc wears skinny jeans >_>
Better Condensed Version:
Rule 1: You like: Boobs, Sports, Beer & Food
Rule 2: Don't act like a woman.
Maybe 4% of SEN play sports. That's it.
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Better Condensed Version:
Rule 1: You like: Boobs, Sports, Beer & Food
Rule 2: Don't act like a woman.
Maybe 4% of SEN play sports. That's it.
Indeed. And I don't like Beer.. So Rule 1 is a bit off.
Lingie#3148 on Discord. Lingie, the Fox-Tailed on Steam.
Even Better Condensed Version (Revised):
Rule 1: You love AT LEAST 3 of the following: Boobs, Sports, Beer, Food, Video Games.
Rule 2: Don't act like a woman.
__________________________________________________________________________________
Now, stop bitching >< That breaks rule 2
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Even Better Condensed Version (Revised):
Rule 1: You love AT LEAST 3 of the following: Boobs, Sports, Beer, Food, Video Games.
Rule 2: Don't act like a woman.
__________________________________________________________________________________
Now, stop bitching >< That breaks rule 2
This can be agreeable with, save for the fact that I enjoy all 5 ;o
.riney on Discord.
Riney on Steam (
Steam)
@RineyCat on Twitter
Sure I didn't pop off on SCBW like I wanted to, but I won VRChat. Map maker for life.
Let's just keep bending the rules until we're all men and feel good about ourselves.
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Let's just keep bending the rules until we're all men and feel good about ourselves.
Addendium to rule, you must be mafia once to be a man.
.riney on Discord.
Riney on Steam (
Steam)
@RineyCat on Twitter
Sure I didn't pop off on SCBW like I wanted to, but I won VRChat. Map maker for life.

ALL PRAISE YOUR SUPREME LORD CORBO
Quote from name:Dark_Marine
Let's just keep bending the rules until we're all men and feel good about ourselves.
Addendium to rule, you must be mafia once to be a man.
Addendium to addendium, you must bs your mafia team at least once to be an actual real man.
fuck you all
New Set of Rules for Being a Man:
You ARE a man. Whether you are a woMAN or a MAN, you are all huMANs. You win.

Sleeping wolves wake hungry.
The word "idiot" does not contain the word "man."
Therefore, A_of-s_t is not a man.
I jest, I jest. Watch the flames grow B-)

Relatively ancient and inactive
I'll be maybe the tenth to point out that this is retarded.
None.
45. No man under any circumstance shall use lip balm.
Dang

Thats not just "dang" material, its gay D:<
SO THATS WHY EX WANTED ME TO CALL YOU CUPCAKE...
.riney on Discord.
Riney on Steam (
Steam)
@RineyCat on Twitter
Sure I didn't pop off on SCBW like I wanted to, but I won VRChat. Map maker for life.