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The Onion News
Feb 28 2009, 11:36 pm
By: Dapperdan  

Feb 28 2009, 11:36 pm Dapperdan Post #1



I find this site to be pretty hilarious. I figured I'd post some of my favorites here for anyone unfamiliar with the lolz.

Sony Releases New Fucking Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work

FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful

Are Reality Shows Setting Unrealistic Standards For Skanks?

How To Wax Your Floors Without Slipping And Severing Your Spine

Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children For The Acopalypse?

McCain Vows to Replace Secret Service With His Own Bare Fists

Are We Giving The Robots That Run Our Society Too Much Power?

Also, feel free to post any others that you find on the site and enjoy.

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Mar 1 2009, 12:18 am by Chester A. Arthur.



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Feb 28 2009, 11:44 pm Echo Post #2



I got so pissed when I read in Digg that Bill Clinton was running for president. I was sure he was going to win, but then I researched on wiki that Onion News was fake...
I even jumped up and IM'd my friends and told my friend's parents.



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Feb 28 2009, 11:50 pm Centreri Post #3

Relatively ancient and inactive

Fail echo got troll'd by Teh Onion!11one1e xD

First article I read on the onion was something about a school suspending students for PHP, a dangerous gateway drug.



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Feb 28 2009, 11:52 pm EzDay281 Post #4



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I got so pissed when I read in Digg that Bill Clinton was running for president. I was sure he was going to win, but then I researched on wiki that Onion News was fake...
I even jumped up and IM'd my friends and told my friend's parents.
I laughed.

Hubble Space Kaleidoscope was one of the pages I had bookmarked for throwing at bored people, a long time ago.



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Feb 28 2009, 11:56 pm Dapperdan Post #5



Just found this one: Is The Government Spying on Paranoid Schizophrenics Enough?

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I got so pissed when I read in Digg that Bill Clinton was running for president. I was sure he was going to win, but then I researched on wiki that Onion News was fake...
I even jumped up and IM'd my friends and told my friend's parents.
I laughed.

Hubble Space Kaleidoscope was one of the pages I had bookmarked for throwing at bored people, a long time ago.

I lol'd.



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Mar 1 2009, 12:15 am l)ark_ssj9kevin Post #6

Just here for the activity... well not really

Mac Book Wheel
Not as funny, but meh.



guy lifting weight (animated smiley):

O-IC
OI-C

"Oh, I see it"


Mar 1 2009, 2:33 am FlyingHat Post #7



This in my opinion, is one of the best of the best. The kid's reaction around the middle is the hilarious.



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Mar 1 2009, 3:15 am RIVE Post #8

Just Here For The Pie

Finally, more people are reading the Onion.

My mother should be proud..



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Mar 1 2009, 9:54 pm Dapperdan Post #9




I enjoyed this one.

12 Year Old Boy Scouts Volunteer to Give Women Breast Exams

is also good.



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Mar 2 2009, 10:33 pm Toothfariy Post #10



lolZ! these are all hilarious

this one was pretty good i thought: http://www.theonion.com/content/video/man_who_crossed_nation_in_balloon

world of world of warcraft: http://www.theonion.com/content/video/warcraft_sequel_lets_gamers_play
for those who love to cook : http://www.theonion.com/content/video/chef_cooks_dream_omelet_from

Post has been edited 2 time(s), last time on Mar 3 2009, 1:31 am by Toothfariy.



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Mar 3 2009, 8:23 pm ClansAreForGays Post #11



http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_has_halloween_become




Mar 4 2009, 2:43 am Dapperdan Post #12



Supreme Court Rules Death Penalty is 'Totally Badass'



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Mar 11 2009, 11:05 pm Moose Post #13

meme

Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children For The Apocalypse?




Mar 12 2009, 6:19 am Demented Shaman Post #14



It's in the first post.



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Mar 12 2009, 3:18 pm Moose Post #15

meme

I did a search for "apocalypse", so it didn't come up because Dapperdan can't spell and put "acopalypse".




Mar 12 2009, 4:27 pm Lt.Church Post #16



Reporters Expose airport security



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Mar 12 2009, 8:28 pm Dapperdan Post #17



Quote from Mini Moose 2707
I did a search for "apocalypse", so it didn't come up because Dapperdan can't spell and put "acopalypse".

NO U



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Mar 12 2009, 9:04 pm Paravin. Post #18



Haha, these news are priceless.



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Mar 12 2009, 10:29 pm Doodle77 Post #19



my favorite is http://www.theonion.com/content/video/breaking_news_series_of



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Mar 12 2009, 10:35 pm Kellimus Post #20



The Onion is lame and weak.

The FDA Approves first Depressant



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