Lock'd Box Boxer!
Plot Summary
Blasting through the evil Alien space port, Captain James Stutgart emerged, once again clutching the time device.
"We gotta GET OUTTA HERE!" He yells into the comsat, not realizing that Montgomery Roy Robinson had disabled it long ago, putting a stop the captains wild exclamations. Keeping his designated heading, he maneuvers directly towards the high sensory lamp shade.
Finally opening the storage bay component, Stugart reveals the rest of the crew:
First to react to the light was Sir. Gilligan Twocraver, who jumped from the sound, managing to knock over the large cup of Jell-O so central to the mission. This jiggling mass flopped onto the head of Nate Oregano Jr. who viciously exclaimed something in the semi-permeable bubble, but it was lost on everyone else.
"You FINALLY found that watch?" signaled Tom, using only his two bottom teeth.
The Dodecahedron was the last to react, and did so in such a way that it went completely unnoticed by all. Nate, on the other hand, had managed to remove the Jello, and was up to his non-stop complaining, "It's cold out there, just shut the door!"
Stutgart, accepting this request with a bit of inventive lyricism, silently laid to waste a small colony of microbes that none of them noticed had existed.
Thus closing the door, they all sat in a shadowy darkness, where the only light came from the large magic dimple on the wall. It smiled so profusely at them, convincing more than one of them that they were all sad dolphins....
Note: this plot does not actually appear in the game, nor will it ever appear anywhere, it was simply used to waste your (and my) time.
WARNING, AVOID PLAYING WITH PEOPLE LESS AWESOME THAN YOURSELF, AS THEY MIGHT BEGIN TO THINK THEMSELVES COOL TOO
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