Me working hard at my office.

Why is that phone the other way around?

obviously because he was taking a selfie against the mirror.

Damn, you got me.

It's someone else's desk and their phone...

The phone is actually shared. They won't give us a whole office for ourselves being phd students

Are you sure it's supposed to be a shared phone? Maybe it's your department's very subtle way of telling you to quit.

They haven't given him office equipment. Not even paper clips.
They gave him a laptop, implying they don't want to commit to buying him his personal desktop.

Yup. You're getting fired, Clokr_

Why are we firing Clokr_?

I think the better question is: Why shouldn't we fire Clokr_?

Hold on, we're not firing anyone. He already is.

I doubt they gave him a laptop - it's likely his own personal one.

Which leads me to think it's not even his office - he just came into someone else's room and wouldn't leave, and the other guy is too polite to say "who the fuck are you - get out".

For one thing you are right: it's my personal laptop. They refused to give us desktop computers. Money constraints supposedly.

This whole thing is getting murkier and murkier by the minute. I'm starting to think you're not even a student - this is actually just a photo you took down at the local library.

I agree. Why don't you just tell us the truth, Clokr_?

You're not the real Clokr_, right? You haven't been since you logged in under Clokr. This is all a lie!

Clokr_ has an amazing tolerance level to be dealing with your bullshit right now

Nothing compared to the tolerance level the library staff has, allowing clokr pulling his shenenigans there.

You guys are lucky I'm a office-less hobo now and I don't have mod powers anymore! (check page 1 of this topic)

Starting to like my face again... At least I look cute.