I'm at war with Blizzard, so my old account is basically dead, I created a free account, however I do still have all of my SC disks is there a way to re-affiliate those with my new account or should I crash an airliner into Blizzard HQ?

You'll probably have to contact Blizzard Support for that. Good luck.

And knowing them they'll probably tell me in corporate terms to "fuck off" i'm sure

worth a shot I guess.